Which is how I have come to realise that the ixperts are owt but.
He loves fat birds - she looks like Twiggy in her prime. MATCH.
She wants babies and wants to be in love - he doesn’t and is at his happiest doing someone behind the bins of a pub - MATCH.
He is from the rough part of town and she has £50s for hamster bedding - MATCH.
She doesn’t like sex - his wee man stands to attention even at the mere thought of Nurse Nancy in twinkle - MATCH.
He is a committed vegan - she lives off kebabs - MATCH.
She is happiest orbiting the planet and dining on alien feet - he likes nothing better than sitting in his armchair eating crisps - MATCH.
He thinks pierced ears belong on ladies of the night - she has more piercings than Accessorize in the school holidays and could print a colouring book with images of her tattoos - MATCH.
Ye get the drift. The ixperts are either sniffing out potential drama (shame on them) or genuinely believe that opposites attract. (Do sometimes but there has to be some common ground somewhere).
Me? I think they are doing it for dramatic shits and giggles and that is deeply unfair.
I’d love to see random matches Tinsel.
They can’t be any worse.
Oh and all contestants should be banned from show related deals for 3 years…
Which should narrow the pond down for those who are in it for love. Hopefully.
It is a show about love essentially innit. Not a Towie/Neighbours doof doof fest.