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Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

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Halsall · 02/08/2023 16:41

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

📣KLAXON:

@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

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EsmaCannonball · 04/08/2023 20:45

Elderflower14 · 04/08/2023 20:43

Be thankful it's not the horrid Andy Peters... He's bound to turn up like a bad penny. Saw him Mcing a M&S function last year and he made a child cry... 😡 😡

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GrouchyKiwi · 04/08/2023 20:45

Those cakes look a bit dry and unpleasant.

Ellenanora7 · 04/08/2023 20:46

Oh @Elderflower14 now you've mentioned the dreaded name he'll turn up 🙈

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Halsall · 04/08/2023 20:46

EsmaCannonball · 04/08/2023 20:43

Your nuts have been caramelised
Your bananas are cooked
You need Dr Robert Winston
'Cos your gonads are fucked

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littlbrowndog · 04/08/2023 20:47

Oh heck that pasta

ilovesooty · 04/08/2023 20:47

GrouchyKiwi · 04/08/2023 20:45

Those cakes look a bit dry and unpleasant.

They look a bit like carpet tiles soaked in sick.

Ellenanora7 · 04/08/2023 20:47

Just realised Fourqunelles is not around, hope she's ok

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Halsall · 04/08/2023 20:49

@fourquenelles sounding the bat signal! Are you out there? We need you over here!

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littlbrowndog · 04/08/2023 20:50

I love wings and prawns. Good menu

GrouchyKiwi · 04/08/2023 20:50

Is that mashed potato AND macaroni cheese?

Ellenanora7 · 04/08/2023 20:50

Thanks Halsall

littlbrowndog · 04/08/2023 20:50

Oh what mash. 🙈

EsmaCannonball · 04/08/2023 20:50

That looks good but I would be so disappointed with that portion of mash.

ChicoryDip · 04/08/2023 20:51

Macaroni cheese and mash. Just missing some rice and garlic bread on the side?

GrouchyKiwi · 04/08/2023 20:51

Mica and Marcus are going through, Dani is going home.

How much of a disaster will James be?

littlbrowndog · 04/08/2023 20:51

She’s through for sure

littlbrowndog · 04/08/2023 20:52

James 🤣🤣🤣he’s so cool

ilovesooty · 04/08/2023 20:52

I hope Dani is going home. She's tiresome.

ChicoryDip · 04/08/2023 20:53

Gaviscon?!? Brilliant. 😀

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Halsall · 04/08/2023 20:53

His dessert is what I’d call a cake-pop.

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littlbrowndog · 04/08/2023 20:54

Haha it’s chocolates.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/08/2023 20:54

Needs an espresso or 5 on the side.

ChicoryDip · 04/08/2023 20:54

Halsall · 04/08/2023 20:53

His dessert is what I’d call a cake-pop.

He may as well have put a tub of Quality Street on the table.

Elderflower14 · 04/08/2023 20:55

Marcus and Meesha to go through I think!

EsmaCannonball · 04/08/2023 20:55

I'd be quite happy if someone gave me a load of homemade truffles for dessert. A load, not three.

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