Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

📣KLAXON:

@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Whole nut is my favourite @Ellenanora7 😍

Curry carrots and pesto. Wtf

Hope you're ok @Wolfcub

Feck I dislike that man. Bet h3 talks over everyone

@Pebbledashery catch 🍫🍫 enjoy 😊

This is a strange old dish.

Terry is a strange kind of person I think

Glad you’ve made it, @Wolfcub. Sorry if you’re having a tough time at the mo.

Lovely, lovely thing. Now there’s a blast from the past.
just explain who Lisa is to dh, he said, but why was she a sleb in the first place?
Shazia was on Would I lie to you? she was quite dry and funny.

:) @Ellenanora7 we're dinner party soul sisters.

Hello everybody! I've overachieved by both swimming and running today so I'm still hungry after dinner. Not sure watching Masterchef will help...

Koofta....

'Kufftah'……aaaargh

Well done you 👏

You may want to remind him of when she had her head deep fried on spooks

Shazia's starter sounds great and is exactly the reason why I can never manage to eat my main course in an Indian restaurant having pigged out on all the samosas, bread, bhaji etc.

John looks like he woke up in a skip and was given a passing milkman's jacket so he could look a little bit presentable.

John has a butchers jacket on

Max's glasses are a weird shape.

Kufta. All I can hear in my head is the awful old word for gay men. As in the Minty Python sketch “Naaaaa *uftas”

That's it !! I kept wondering what his jacket looked like. An old school milkman.

I'm sure I'm not his type either.. but Max is sooooooooo far from the type of bloke I go for

I hate sticky toffee pudding. It looks so great and then it has fucking dates (or something else hideous) in it. Bastarding liar pudding.

I think he's now going for his intellectual, only joking when I said I couldn't cook, please take me seriously as a contestant look. 🤓

Kadeena fangirling over here