Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Me too please Grouchy

I've never known as many prawns in one week.

Thanks Grouchy

Evening all. James doesn't fancy his chances by the sound of it.

Angellica Bell just doesn't age! I remember her looking more or less like that on children's tv.

Danny jones teeth. 🤣🤣

I was thinking that Polka

Mmmm, thank you Grouchy. I may just have rather too much starter lurking in the fridge I can’t bring myself to throw it away

Celebrity panel. Ok, hmm and nope. In that order.

I want a plate of that please Marcus

They're really good cookies, but make sure you squish them a bit before baking or they're too thick.

The food looks OK, to be fair.

I don't think I'd like Marcus dinner

In Slebland, are we to presume they all know each other? Seems so.

This is the "I competed at Celebrity Masterchef and now I think I'm a food critic for The Times." round.

Marcus 100% wants to win. He's been practising forever.

I don't like duck. I've only ever had it once by accident

Don’t like cooked bananas 😩

Nice pudding. I love cooked bananas

Definitely.

Be thankful it's not the horrid Andy Peters... He's bound to turn up like a bad penny. Saw him Mcing a M&S function last year and he made a child cry... 😡 😡

He has been so he has 🤣

Your nuts have been caramelised
Your bananas are cooked
You need Dr Robert Winston
'Cos your gonads are fucked

I don't either. I dread barbecues when someone decides to wrap bananas and chocolate in foil and pretend it's dessert. Don't like banoffee pie either.

Well that's one semi final place sorted.

I'm not sure I've ever had banana and honey together.