Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

📣KLAXON:

@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Oh no Walrus! I hope you heal well. <3

Oh, and the obligatory drag queen of course. Yawn.

Yawn indeed.

Ugh dani dyer.

Love James Buckley.

I was thinking ugh Richie Anderson again…

@Halsall forgot to say thank you!

Mr Thumb is looking more like Mr Egg tonight.

Evening lovelies.

Hello my crew!

Big fan of Marcus.

Believe it or not but I done it putting my trainers on. Went to slip my foot in and went over on my ankle. Broke it massively and I wasn't even going to go to hospital as I was managing to hobble on it. Now have a non weight bearing plaster cast on it.

Hurrah. Some people I have both heard of and like.

All I see is Jay from The Inbetweeners!

Well they’ve really put some ingenuity into this opening challenge, haven’t they? 🤔

Bloody hell, Walrus. That sounds awful. You poor thing.

Venison fix

Oh so sorry @GrandTheftWalrus I hope you are on the mend soon. Richie Anderson award winning ???

Has Gregg just shot that deer?

I am hearing impaired (from birth) and lipread very well with some focused background sound tech.

A couple of them are beyond my skills, and apparently beyond the skills of my tech and the BBC's subtitle software. I'm relying on you all!

Sending you hugs. 💓

Please tell me Gregg didn't just say Pozzy Vibes?!?! 🤢

Oh no walrus ❤️❤️

Thanks all!

If Jay wins and doesn't use the phrase "celeb masterchef? Completed it mate!" I'll be most disappointed

There's no-one whom I don't find slightly annoying!

(On this episode of Masterchef, not in the whole world ...... Although ......)

Yes, that too 😆

Oh gawd bless you, Walrus.