Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

All those crazy mushrooms.... shivers

Yes, you should have two spoons!

I would love to eat monkfish. Unfortunately, I'm not a millionaire.

Yes, lovely Sally!

James looks utterly befuddled 😂

Sally was all "How can I make a pumpkin dish even worse? Ah yes, serve it raw."

Couldn't agree more, just put in on the plate, we were out the other day, I got fish and chips in the pub, they had smeared my tartare sauce all over the plate, I was shoving my cod around it like one of those brusher people who play curling, feck sake, I want to dunk my fish in the tartare not tease it around the bloody plate

Beef Bourg is so retro

Deconstructed boeuf bourguignon is a crime. So are mushrooms.

Did they give you a broom, Ellen? 😬

4 little potatoes 🤣

Oh don't mess about with beef bourgignon. There's no need.

It might have been easierHalsall 😁

Meesha is just here to see how she gets on

Mica seems to be struggling with the concept of restaurants

Should Misha's hair not be tied up

😅

Looks nice food, not too fussy.

I feel nervous for them.

Burnt and burnt

Chetf is very nice and calm.

This is ridiculous. How can these people be expected to do this

Actual people.... Who would have guessed if?
I really didn't think i would like Danni, (never watched LI) but Im warming to her.

I'm just waiting for somebody to burn themself badly.

Some snark from Chetf! I have more respect for him now.

I always think gloves should be used when plating