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Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

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Halsall · 02/08/2023 16:41

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

📣KLAXON:

@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

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AutumnCrow · 03/08/2023 20:19

Honestly what is the point of this round?

Sunbird24 · 03/08/2023 20:20

Was just about to ask that @AutumnCrow

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:20

James has a look of bewilderment about him

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:21

'Test you like you've never been tested before.'

Make one of those buffets that's served on a naked person and that naked person is Gregg.

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:21

Oh I'm here. Albeit late!

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:21

I'm not keen on the restaurant rounds, give me mass catering any day 😁

TheDogsMother · 03/08/2023 20:21

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:21

'Test you like you've never been tested before.'

Make one of those buffets that's served on a naked person and that naked person is Gregg.

🤣🤣🤣 🤢

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:21

Can't beat Indian food.

AutumnCrow · 03/08/2023 20:21

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:21

'Test you like you've never been tested before.'

Make one of those buffets that's served on a naked person and that naked person is Gregg.

Face up or face down? I think face up would be worse.

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:22

I like when they cook for 450 firefighters and serve school dinner type fare.

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:22

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:21

'Test you like you've never been tested before.'

Make one of those buffets that's served on a naked person and that naked person is Gregg.

Oh dear Esma 🤢 I'm feeling quite unwell now

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:22

Does no fucker just use an electric oven any more?

Halsall · 03/08/2023 20:23

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:21

Oh I'm here. Albeit late!

Hi Pebble! So far they’ve been split into 2 teams and made mostly unimpressive dishes with 1 leader and 1 copying. Marcus and Mica were better. Now…..chaos in the professional kitchen….

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Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:23

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:21

'Test you like you've never been tested before.'

Make one of those buffets that's served on a naked person and that naked person is Gregg.

This has put me off food ...forever 😅

ilovesooty · 03/08/2023 20:23

Marcus is taking this very seriously.

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:23

I forgot how big halibut are 😲

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:24

Halsall · 03/08/2023 20:23

Hi Pebble! So far they’ve been split into 2 teams and made mostly unimpressive dishes with 1 leader and 1 copying. Marcus and Mica were better. Now…..chaos in the professional kitchen….

Hello 👋. Ah thank you 😊.. was wondering what had happened!xx

AutumnCrow · 03/08/2023 20:24

Size of that halibut!

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:24

Halibut is a very meaty fish isn't it

GrouchyKiwi · 03/08/2023 20:24

Fucking quenelle nonsense.

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:25

Chet seems lovely

TheDogsMother · 03/08/2023 20:25

Maybe not Esma. Should I get a burning coal set up in our kitchen ? Perfect for the menopausal woman.

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:25

Omg having to fillet that fish.

Halsall · 03/08/2023 20:25

I must take issue with that quenelle. I think they'll find if it’s done one-handed it’s a rocher <GAVEL>

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EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:25

Ooh, Sally is from the Great British Menu. She was very good.

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