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Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

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Halsall · 02/08/2023 16:41

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

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littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:33

Bring on the mass feeding of offices challenge

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:33

I know someone who used to work as a commercial model and he and other models from his agency would often get hired to patronise restaurants and clubs on opening nights or when the venues knew the press would be in. It always makes me wonder if these customers are genuine.

MavisChunch29 · 03/08/2023 20:33

Big Meesh is the best.

Right then, who's hungry? 😂

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:33

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:32

This is ridiculous. How can these people be expected to do this

I agree, that's why I think it's too soon to put them in a professional kitchen

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:34

I'm waiting for someone to cut their finger and wear obligatory blue kitchen plaster

TitsInAbsentia · 03/08/2023 20:34

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:31

Should Misha's hair not be tied up

"Marcus recooks his chicken whilst Mica flings her hair all over the kitchen"...

Well that's what I'd have said if I were narrating. WHERE ARE THE HATS/HAIRNETS? Aren't they a thing any more?

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:34

'Make sure we're keeping an eye on those drips.'

That's no way to talk about John and Gregg.

MavisChunch29 · 03/08/2023 20:34

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:33

I agree, that's why I think it's too soon to put them in a professional kitchen

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I'm sure they didn't used to do this until near the end, not on day 2.

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:34

Doesn't James need a beard net too

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:35

The cat has brought his supper home. Lots of thrashing around in the hall. 😵‍💫

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 03/08/2023 20:35

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:33

Bring on the mass feeding of offices challenge

I like those much better than the restaurant ones. I remember them cooking for the Chelsea Pensioners one year.

I also like the one where one starts cooking a meal and leaves it halfway through and the other comes in to finish it.

TheDogsMother · 03/08/2023 20:35

I agree about the feeding of the masses type challenge. These people could barely cook when they arrived on the programme and now they are plating up restaurant quality food.

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:35

James has lost the plot

EsmaCannonball · 03/08/2023 20:36

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:35

The cat has brought his supper home. Lots of thrashing around in the hall. 😵‍💫

Mouse? Frog? Bird? RAT????

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:36

TheDogsMother · 03/08/2023 20:35

I agree about the feeding of the masses type challenge. These people could barely cook when they arrived on the programme and now they are plating up restaurant quality food.

Yeah it’s nonsense stuff

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:36

Neither of these chefs give zero fucks these are celebrities.. I love it.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 03/08/2023 20:36

Don't you fold the roti up anyway? Would anybody notice a small hole in it?

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:36

I never look. He shrieks with his special cry.

Elderflower14 · 03/08/2023 20:37

I'm glad Marcus isn't doing well... Have never liked him since he had an affair with Hayley Tammadon!!

Ellenanora7 · 03/08/2023 20:37

That's what I was thinking Polkadots

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:37

He’s a mouser should be in the navy

Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:37

Cheft is going to send the BBC his bill

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Halsall · 03/08/2023 20:37

littlbrowndog · 03/08/2023 20:36

I never look. He shrieks with his special cry.

We don’t have cats any more but I remember that cry <shudder>

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Pebbledashery · 03/08/2023 20:37

Misha isn't annoying at all is she..

TitsInAbsentia · 03/08/2023 20:38

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