SELLING SUNSET IS BACK!!!

[tellmewhentheLangshiplandscoz]

Woo hoo! My favourite trashy place.

Chelsey is going to stab Bre to death with her stilletos then hide her body under a pile of vagina shaped handbags I reckon.

There's way more boob on show this season,

Do you think they've all had their teeth whitened and put it through the O Group as a business expense?

Nicole though ... why had she hidden away until now? I thought her back garden looked disappointingly normal.

Poor lovely Romain is still confused

Bre is clearly replacing Christine as Queen Bitch but she is a poor imitation. Christine was awful but very funny at times and so over the top it was fabulous,

Chelsea is appalling, she always looks ridiculous and is beyond fake. I did like all the high drama about her marriage because someone told someone else who then told her that they saw her husband with another woman... when asked, what did your husband say? She apparently hasn't even spoken to him about this!

I think the dog funeral is up there in the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. Someone actually said "Nico would want us to have a drink ".

Do we know if Chelsea ever spoke to her husband?
Was the problem that Bri told Chelsea or that she told her on camera?

According to Reddit Chelsea already knew which makes the whole "disagreement" even more bizarre.

We loved the part where Jason said he'd kissed Nico and came up with that handy round number of 50, 000 DH actually calculated it to be something like 8 times a day. "Actually that seems realistic " was his summary.

#overinvested

It's a absolutely mental show and they need to make a new series IMMEDIATELY

The dog funeral has to be one of the best TV moments ever.

I think it even outdid our funeral for my son's first pet fish, where my eulogy was more moving than I thought it would be and all the children were in tears

@SweetSakura

I think it even outdid our funeral for my son's first pet fish, where my eulogy was more moving than I thought it would be and all the children were in tears

Did you invite all your friends to bring their fish and dress in black. Oh and order MacDonalds?

No but when the next one fish goes I am totally doing this