SELLING SUNSET IS BACK!!!

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Woo hoo! My favourite trashy place.

Chelsey is going to stab Bre to death with her stilletos then hide her body under a pile of vagina shaped handbags I reckon.

There's way more boob on show this season,

Do you think they've all had their teeth whitened and put it through the O Group as a business expense?

Nicole though ... why had she hidden away until now? I thought her back garden looked disappointingly normal.

Poor lovely Romain is still confused

Bre is clearly replacing Christine as Queen Bitch but she is a poor imitation. Christine was awful but very funny at times and so over the top it was fabulous,

Mary has ADHD, not sure if a factor though. I don’t follow but was looking at Instagram it’s on there. I agree with pp she’s looking more beautiful. Wondering if it was just the show but she looks ace on IG too

We watched the Palm Springs episode. Nicole is in the wrong and Crishelle held her own

But I was surprised the you’re on drugs, crack line was left in. Quite damaging

I just binged it. I feel a bit guilty for watching it as it's SO WRONG....

How creepy is Jason? He's got this business where he brings in attractive women he fancies or dates. He then watches them all fight each other. And that child he's now dating???he's a sleazy Peter Pan.

Secondly, what's with all the creepy sleazy clients/ husbands? Chelsea's husband is such a geek so was Christine's. and then there's some of the clients who just seem to like ogling the agents rather than buying their 8th holiday home. Dorky rich guys who find money gives them access to attractive women. And women who don't mind dating below their 'level' or letting these dorks oggle them if they buy a house. Very depressing that we can't get past rich guy/pretty girl narrative.

Never mind the impression that women can't work together without behaving like teenagers. Bitching all the time. Don't get me started on the looks.

But I enjoyed it.... 😂

Not buying Chresshell being with G. That's publicity. Give it a few months.

Anyone think Mary will ever have kids with Romaine? I don't think she wants them. She's done being mum.

I actually like Bre. 3

Aaaaand I've finally watched it all.

Agree I really warmed to Bre. She's so calm and took no shit from Chelsey who manages to make everyone else's circumstances about her and how they "trigger " (god I hate that expression) about her.

Nicole and Chrishelle are as bad as each other but Nicole is perhaps slightly more obsessed. But Christ ladies how old are you?!!!

Hope Amanza is going to be ok. Also I wonder what else is happening behind closed doors with Mary? She's really struggling. Totally shallow alert but I loved her outfit in the last episode.

After the last episode we let it run and it went to S1 E1 ... my lord, Heather looks so different!

Counting down to next season ...

After the last episode we let it run and it went to S1 E1 ... my lord, Heather looks so different!

And the clothes! In S1E1 Heather is just in a basic long sleeve top and jeans in the first scene.

Hope Amanza is going to be ok

Amanza is fine. Tbh the chat on reddit is that she rather overhyped what turned out to be a cyst.

Crishelle is married to G, so looks like they're serious, unless it was a wedding purely for attention/publicity purposes. You'd have to be mighty desperate..

Apparently that was a ceremony but not a legal wedding. Again source courtesy of reddit. I'm not an ongoing obsessive I swear, I've just been on there while actually watching S6 and there's all sorts of facts and gossip as some of them watch and report on the instagram stories of the cast, which seems to be where a lot of the action goes down.

Married? Did I miss that??

I didn't think it looked very convincing either.

It wasn't shown on the show. Maybe it will be on the next series but I don't know.

Chelsea I find sets my teeth on edge. Its the mixture of the very fake accent and the sanctimoniousness about Bre and her family set up. It's a shame because sometimes she says something quite sensible/insightful and i want to like her.

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Definitely this. Like when she came out and asked Mary Lou (now she is stunning) how Jason gets so many hot women to give the girl credit she often says what everyone is thinking

Agree regards Chrishelle, I used to love her but actually I think she has a mercenary streak which she exposed in all its glory to poor Mary.

I think her relationship is fake too. They just look odd together like they're unsure of how to act

I think G fancies Crishelle but the opposite seems forced

I agree. I can’t understand why it feels so odd but it really does.

And Bre - what's with the drinking while breastfeeding.

Chelsea is bloody annoying. Even her daft eyeshadow is annoying me. 😂Bring on more of the fun side of Emma, Chrishell, Amanza and Mary next season. Mary cannot be manager. Regarding the 3 week holiday I believe that in the US they generally only take 2 weeks vacation. But yes it was overly dramatic. Selling the OC will return soon hence their appearance in last episode of SS.

It's ok to have a drink and breastfeed

I'm all finished now.
Chrishell was a bit ridiculous with the drugs accusation. She had a good enough argument with the facts and didn't need that.
I've always had the notion that maybe Mary was on drugs sometimes as well as no maybe thats why she got so antsy with the talk that was going on.
Nicole's reaction was ridiculous, of course. She obviously does not like Chrishell and is trying to hard to expose her.

Not sure why everyone was saying that the office went to sh1t when Jason wasn't around - he does as much as Mary when it comes to sorting out the silly issues. He never gets involved.
Mary takes things too personally - the girls fighting on her watch has nothing to do with her.

Amanza should be office manager. She is fair and doesn't really get involved with drama too much. Mary just cares about being Jason's pet. She would do my head in in real life - she has no personality.

I thought Chrishell was a real d1ck to Mary at the end re Jason's apartments. Chrishell seemed a bit bitter -Jason did mention that she had never really got behind him on them when they were together.

I am so glad to read that others don't buy into Chrishell and G! I don't know what it is. Honestly I think Chrishell could do better. Because despite all my complaints about her above I do really like her.

I know! Primark Heather still gorgeous obviously but !

They just seem to have zero synergy. Again as a pp said regards their lingo, their "energy " is off.

I’m kind of waiting for her to move on from this rebound. I also find it strange she’s still putting off the kids thing. I know she now wants to adopt but that is absolutely no walk in the park and she could still really struggle to be accepted at her age now.

I have just watched the episode 11 interaction between Chrishell and G and you guys are right, it's awkward af. I noticed that she wouldn't actually kiss her, and that's a contrast to the way she'd kiss Jason on the head (which tbf would be easy to do given his stature).
The energy just didn't scream couple to me.

Chrishell and G got marred about 2 weeks ago. I have Chrishell on my insta 😊

Me too but I don’t think it was a legal wedding

Completed my two-sessions binge watch last night.

Very unhappy that there was so little Davina in this series. She is such a fabulous derp; always looking confused or wearing slightly the wrong outfit or just generally being a hilarious numpty.

I’m surprised that Nicole hasn’t pursued legal action re slander if what she claims is true about never taking drugs. I was pretty shocked that the programme editors let all that was said be broadcast as yes, it could be reputationally damaging. Who’d want to give the job of selling your million dollar house to someone who was known to be regularly off their head on mushrooms?

The IV scene really did hammer it home what absolute dipshits these women are. If owning a vagina bag isn’t evidence enough you have more money that sense, paying someone to give you a bag of saline (with vitamins lol) certainly is.

Some great outfits this season though. Quite enjoyed all of Heather’s maternity dresses.

Agree with pp that the samey-samey houses with lots of white and wood and an infinity pool is getting boring.
The Australian version (can’t remember name now) has a better more interesting range of incredible houses.

Very unhappy that there was so little Davina in this series. She is such a fabulous derp; always looking confused or wearing slightly the wrong outfit or just generally being a hilarious numpty.

Couldn't agree more, plus I want to know what happened to her Beverly Hills overpriced mansion owned by dodgy arms dealer type. Was that ever resolved? My favourite storyline.

Didn't know there was an Oz version. I adore The French Agency, which is sort of the French version although the family who own the agency are nothing like Jason's harem. Houses in it are spectacular and more relatable too.