SELLING SUNSET IS BACK!!!

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Woo hoo! My favourite trashy place.

Chelsey is going to stab Bre to death with her stilletos then hide her body under a pile of vagina shaped handbags I reckon.

There's way more boob on show this season,

Do you think they've all had their teeth whitened and put it through the O Group as a business expense?

Nicole though ... why had she hidden away until now? I thought her back garden looked disappointingly normal.

Poor lovely Romain is still confused

Bre is clearly replacing Christine as Queen Bitch but she is a poor imitation. Christine was awful but very funny at times and so over the top it was fabulous,

I’ve always quite liked Mary but she seems very anxious a lot of the time. But a nice person.

I’ve never liked Chrisell but at least she was a bit less pathetic this series. I mean she did stick up for herself and lay in to Nicole. Still not a fan though.

Really like Amanza as she’s honest and down to earth.

Quite like Emma as she doesn’t seem to give a shit and was funnier this season. Heather I’m not sure about - seemed a bit ‘smug pregnant’ this series.

I've finally managed to watch a few episodes! Loving it so far.

Amanza is still my favourite, cool and classy and I love her street style. Also love Mary although not sure what's going on with her this season. If you follow her instagram her and Romaine seem to be on constant free holidays. Makes me wonder what their 'real' life is like. Romaine is sweet but comes across thick as two short planks. I laughed out loud when Jason said it doesn't matter where he is, you still can't understand him 😆

Emma seems nice and fun. I really grew to like Heather in the last couple of seasons and I like to follow her family life, but I agree this season she spent more time shit stirring. It was refreshing to see her in normal t shirts and leggings sometimes too.

I can't decide whether I like Chrishell or not. Sometimes she seems genuine and other times she comes across really bitchy. I also don't get the G Flip thing. It seems really staged to me.

Bre seems ok apart from the god awful plastic face. Still can't stand Chelsea which is a shame as I really wanted to like the Brit. Hate her personality, clothes, make up, everything.

Wtf is wrong with Nicole? She reminds me of the skank skank skankety skank meth head in Breaking Bad 😆

I actually like the brothers despite their penchant for tall blondes barely out of school. Brett seems like the better one as he stays away from all the drama and spends most of the time just quietly working in the background.

Love this show though, it's just so addictive !

Also, that 22 million dollar beach house?! With neighbours so close on all sides you could reach out and touch their walls? And people walking, running or cycling right past your front door all day long? And people on the beach being noisy all day and night? Not to mention the constant sand blowing in every time you open the door. No thanks. Not for me. For that price i want a secluded mansion in the middle of nowhere with a pool and tennis court!

Wtf is wrong with Nicole? She reminds me of the skank skank skankety skank meth head in Breaking Bad 😆

yes!!!!

I enjoyed it and it was addictive as ever although they're scraping the barrel a bit with their series long arguments - considering they're obviously made up you'd think they could do better than Nicole being annoyed about a deal from years ago and Chelsea not agreeing with Bre's relationship (as weird as it is of course it's unreasonable for Chelsea to keep sticking her nose in). The drug accusation was quite surprising they left in and agree Mary looked very uncomfortable during those conversations particularly

There is not one of them that hasnt done or is still doing drugs do they take us for fools?😃😃I can see Romaine with his legal bong every night. I hope Mary doesnt go down the surrogate route. I dont think shes ever been bothered about a baby. It was all for him.

I've got one or two episodes left to watch. I'm not sure what keeps me watching, there's far too little property porn this season.

Chrishell I think is a passive agressive person. For someone who always claims to be so nice, she gets involved in a LOT of fueds. Her digs at Jason and his younger girlfriend were unnecessary.

Nicole is just awful. No redeeming qualities whatsoever, but it was unfair to put on camera the drugs accusation. Nicole is right, just the accusation itself was damaging enough, especially when broadcast to the literal entire world.

Mary just seems done with everything.

Heather I find relentlessly annoying. Shes such a shit stirrer. And it really bugs me that she can't laugh. She literally says "hahaha" instead of actually laughing.

The outfits this year were bonkers. None of them have got any style whatsoever, other than Amanza who is an absolute gem.

The outfits this year were bonkers. None of them have got any style whatsoever, other than Amanza who is an absolute gem.

I love Amanza's funky street style. Mary can look effortlessly cool when she's in simple jeans, tee and a biker jacket. I prefer her style from the earlier seasons.

I love Heather but she wasn't as cute as in earlier episodes. Chrishelle now looks like a weird AI approximation of herself.

Amanza is my favourite. Saw on insta she's in hospital.

I think thats the thing - some of them have cool casual style but they're trying to compete against one another and it looks ridiculous - Chelsea, I'm looking at you!!!!

The flower bra outfit and the weird skirt/belt that she couldn't sit down in looked ridiculous.

I saw a photo of Bre - she also does fitness training stuff and without the make up, she's utterly stunning. I don't understand the contouring trend when you literally wipe out any natural contours of your face to replace them with artificial ones.

She literally says "hahaha" instead of actually laughing.

😂 So. Much. This. I always think it’s weird but you’ve perfectly articulated what’s going on.

Just finished bingeing the whole thing in 24 hours. Whoops. What a shitshow of bitchery and backstabbing. Whose idea was it to bring Nicole into the mix? What a bitch. Looks sour the entire time, nasty as hell, has it in for Chrishell big time. What does she add except misery? I genuinely like Chrishell and don't blame her for leaving, although I hope it's not permanent. Mary's out of her depth; all the hysterical tears and complete inability to handle stress/confrontation suggests she needs a long vacation, not sure about Bre - why would such an apparently strong woman put up with being one in a long line of breeders for some jackass? Still, it's her business and certainly not anyone else's (ahem Chelsea). Too much drama, not enough real estate porn. And don't even get me started on Jason! What a prick.

Season 8 out now

Just started watching last night! Loving it so far, the best and most bonkers yet!

I'm sure Jason and Brett have shrunk or the girls are wearing higher heels.

This is EXACTLY the news I needed today ❤️

Is Joey Essex really buying a $5m house or is this a completely scripted scene?

What does he do to afford that much property?

As for Bree, I do t know why she getting a hard time, what she did was correct, I wish someone had told me when my husband was cheating.

A dog funeral, all wearing black? I laughed through that episode.

i love selling sunset and i've seen gflip in concert this week and it was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing and everytime chrishelle was mentioned everyone whooped (me included).

chelsea makes me embarrassed to be british tbh. i heart everyone else apart from nicole. she's always given me eurgh vibes even before all the drama

I cannot wait! Thanks for this vital information xx

Oh thank you! Night feeds sorted!

Binged the lot. Too much drama, not enough houses. The dog funeral was ridiculous. The Bre and Chelsea thing equally so and involving Emma. When’s season 9?!

I'm 7 episodes in.
This series is so batshit crazy. I really like Alanna, i think shes a much-neede breath of fresh air.

The outfits are truly terrible - Chelsea in particular has zero style

I've sorted of assumed Chelsea is just trolling everyone with her outfits ...but now I am panicking that maybe she isn't

Im up to epi 7. God it’s trash but I love it. Alaana seems suspiciously normal and professionally dressed . She’s been judged on that by the rest of the bunch though . All the houses look identical to me give or take the odd slightly different one. They’re like the spot the 6 difference between these pictures, puzzles. Chelsea is a very poor replacement for Christine. As someone said, Christine could be funny. Chelsea is also making me ashamed to be British if this is what LA thinks is standard behaviour.