SELLING SUNSET IS BACK!!!

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Woo hoo! My favourite trashy place.

Chelsey is going to stab Bre to death with her stilletos then hide her body under a pile of vagina shaped handbags I reckon.

There's way more boob on show this season,

Do you think they've all had their teeth whitened and put it through the O Group as a business expense?

Nicole though ... why had she hidden away until now? I thought her back garden looked disappointingly normal.

Poor lovely Romain is still confused

Bre is clearly replacing Christine as Queen Bitch but she is a poor imitation. Christine was awful but very funny at times and so over the top it was fabulous,

The gloves! What on earth is that all about? Is this the trend we have to expect over here sometime in the next few fashion seasons?

It's like the real housewives of selling sunset now.
I like Bre and Amanza. Heather ok but her laugh really grates. Is she pregnant?!? Mary very stressed. Emma meh. Chrishell I find very fake and mean. Chelsea drives me insane. Heavens she loves herself. Nicole should have stayed just doing property! And Jason now gives me the ick... but still love it all. Most ridiculous clothes this season!

I think it's like Roald Dahl's The Witches.

Most of them are skinny but Nicole surely has some kind of eating disorder and isn't it irresponsible for the TV company to be showing that? When she came out by the pool after getting a drug test you can clearly see that she is dangerously underweight.

Some of the make up has a really yellow undertone as well and makes them look ill.

When I finished the final episode, my Netflix sent me sent straight back to episode one of season one, and it was really striking to see how much they have all changed – then they were glamorous women now they’re like avatars they all look so extreme

Yes! They really do look like avatars

Finally finished. Looks like the next season is all filmed so want to know when it’s out?

I generally like Chrishelle but I thought she was a bit harsh at the end saying she wasn’t even going to bother showing her clients the property Mary had basically spilled her guts on. I’m also still not sure about G. I just don’t feel it, I don’t know. I don’t really like how Chrishelle just gave up on Mary when they were so close before.

Chelsea is incredibly annoying generally but Heather is an absolute shit stirrer who pretends she’s Ll angelic and it’s becoming annoying. I was actually starting to feel for Chelsea by the end.

Right, what do I binge next?

Up to ep 7 and someone mentioned that if a man has 10 kids + he can no longer be pursued for child support. Bre sort of confirmed this and said she supports herself anyway.
is this true to you think? Sounds like an urban myth but would explain Nick cannons fecundity over the past year.
maybe he was being pursued aggressively for child support from one of the mums or more and had this brilliant idea as a get out!

I really like Chelsea, she is hilarious.
Heathers bump almost doubled in size between eps 3-6!
and what’s with all the long glove wearing? Amanza had them too 🧐

And they were all complaining about Jason going to Europe for 3 weeks but his other brother was there. So what does he do?

The whole show makes them look unreal, like post production

But then in one episode a more normal looking couple were at a viewing and it turns out it’s dieting, cosmetic procedure and make up

Not necessarily, it's expensive and fiddly to do post-production beautification and they wouldn't bother gussying up "civilians" as it would eat into the budget ... 😂

😂

Is it just me who likes Emma best now? Emma and her empanadas 😂

Bre keeps putting me in mind of the late great Pete Burns.

'Bre keeps putting me in mind of the late great Pete Burns.'

Totally! 😁

Here's a before and after I found of Bre thst I just managed to post on a random property thread.

I’ve watched the lot. I really dislike Crishelle this season, I find the G relationship totally unconvincing. I think it makes her look Crishelle older and quite dated looking when they’re together. She is beautiful in a Dynasty kind of vibe. When she tells Mary she’s not a team player, it was brutal.
Mary would never have been made manager had she not had the long relationship and shared dogs with Jason. She is completely terrified of conflict and looks close to having a full break down, poor woman.
Chelsea I’m not a fan of.
It does make me smile that they get full on dressed up like it’s the Oscar’s for an open house 🤣

Oh and I really like Bre.

Yes to both. Love Emma and Bre’s contouring etc is off the charts

Poor Mary in the scene when Crishelle and Nicole fight, around episode 4. She looks terrified thinking she has to deal with them

No Bre looks EXACTLY like Megan Fox!
After the season ended my TV took me back to the first series. Wow. There they were looking... almost normal. No boobs on show, regular clothes, and they actually had them working the phones doing business!

And they were all complaining about Jason going to Europe for 3 weeks but his other brother was there. So what does he do

Yes I thought that. He must have been there. That got me thinking - maybe the Mary story was set up by the producers for dramatic content. There wasn't a lot going on really and I wasn't convinced Nicole had an issue with Chrishell, and Chrishell seemed pretty ready and prepped for tough kick ass talking.

I don't think Brett works there anymore according to the website. But am sure it was set up for dramatic effect, there's no way you'd leave your business in Mary's care if she's so stressed.

When Jason mentioned going to Europe and leaving Mary in charge, I assumed he was going for a few months and suddenly they were talking about three weeks and I was like that's just annual leave in the UK. They made it sound like a huge extended break.

So much drama this season! I liked Bre, Emma and Amanza. Heather likes to stir things up. Nicole was awful! Liked Christelle previous seasons but this time found her a bit catty. On the fence about Chelsea. Mary is on the verge of having a breakdown and needs to chill!

I thought Brett had set up his own agency