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Masterchef: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:11

Oh shit, Christina is that annoying woman isn’t she?

Blueberrycreampie · 08/05/2023 20:11

More sauce needed!

SwedishEdith · 08/05/2023 20:12

Jeff's better be good. He can't go.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:12

That is not an acceptable thing to do to carbonara, I don't care how sexy you are.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:12

Parmasan crisp
Parsley powder

Both pointless

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Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:12

This Jeff music is like something for The Omen.

jay55 · 08/05/2023 20:12

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:12

That is not an acceptable thing to do to carbonara, I don't care how sexy you are.

Agreed.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:12

Wetter.. Fuck my life

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:13

Oh no Jeff!

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:13

Oh Gregg please don't say 'wetter' Envy

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:13

'Looks good from here.' 'Eeee, 'ave a look at that.'

Even the other contestants are objectifying Jeff like they are Sid James on heat.

Wolfcub · 08/05/2023 20:13

No Gregg, just no. Add another phrase to the Gregg must not say this list

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:13

That curry looks divine

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:13

"It just needs to be wetter in there" is not a sentence I would ever like to hear repeated.

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:14

That looks fabulous

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:14

That’s an unfortunate name. Food looks gorgeous.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:14

Joyous rice

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:14

I do like butter chicken.

Vijaya trying to poison Gregg too. Favourite.

jay55 · 08/05/2023 20:14

Potato, rice and bread. Triple carbs, and trying to kill greggg with the chicken. I love her

Rant46892 · 08/05/2023 20:15

Another attempt to poison Gregg with undercooked chicken.

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Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:15

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:14

That’s an unfortunate name. Food looks gorgeous.

You said what I was thinking but was too scared to say...

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TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:15

50 ? Really ?

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:16

Yeah, 50+15, I think.

littlbrowndog · 08/05/2023 20:16

That’s an early sous vide

50 😧😧

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:16

That's a beautiful family.