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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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Wolfcub · 08/05/2023 20:06

French Greek Italian, check

EsmaCannonball · 08/05/2023 20:06

Is this the world's first ever sexy Jeff?

TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:06

And you are most welcome Jeff.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:06

Jeff with his equally ugly mate.

Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:06

He enjoys playing ice hockey.

I mean, who doesn't?

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:07

Jeff Goldblum would like a word with you, Esma.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:07

Nonna!

Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:07

His voice.....

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TheDogsMother · 08/05/2023 20:07

Wahey Grandma !

Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:07

I simply do not get how he has ended up being called Jeff.

Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:08

I love Indian food.. Minus all coriander

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AutumnCrow · 08/05/2023 20:09

Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:07

I simply do not get how he has ended up being called Jeff.

It's probably a nickname for Giuffre-Pierre Sexyarsikon

Halsall · 08/05/2023 20:09

Hopefully @Jourdain11 can advise on the Jeff naming conundrum. FWIW there also seem to be a surprising number of French Kevins.

Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:09

Broke your fish didn't you love

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/05/2023 20:10

Why is tgat veloute pink?

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:10

Dolphinwars doesn't need a sauce like that.

Wolfcub · 08/05/2023 20:10

Not sure about lemon grass veloute with dolphinnose

Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:10

AutumnCrow · 08/05/2023 20:09

It's probably a nickname for Giuffre-Pierre Sexyarsikon

Grin
Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:10

Dolphinwars😅

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littlbrowndog · 08/05/2023 20:11

GrouchyKiwi · 08/05/2023 20:10

Dolphinwars doesn't need a sauce like that.

🤣🤣

Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:11

She's batty

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littlbrowndog · 08/05/2023 20:11

Christina annoys me. A lot

Halsall · 08/05/2023 20:11

LOL @ Christina offering to clear away

Piggywaspushed · 08/05/2023 20:11

I thought Kevin was popular because of Kevin Keegan. That is how it took off in Germany anyway.

Pebbledashery · 08/05/2023 20:11

Jeff slathered in butter.... 7

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