Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Diya is beautiful. Bitch.

I think it just translates poorly Pebble.
38? Fuck off!

Wow Diya is gorgeous

A lot of moulding going on.

Dead parent klaxon

I'm guessing Geoffrey - it's not that uncommon in France. Although he's not the usual generation for the name, if that makes sense.

Me on a plate, for a line.

Nice looking beef.

Unless you are one of those pervy Germans who cannibalise themselves, you are not allowed to say the words 'me on a plate.'

Jack has ordered a number 36 from The Jade Palace

What happened to the hunk floor manager

Richards dish looks delicious

Ooh the floor manager looks like he's hating every minute.

Richard has tweezered his asparagus!

I stand corrected.....

I'm struggling with how roast potato goes with the rest of this

Raw salmon. Just fry it, for fuck sake.

He looks like Les Dennis

Another excellent attempt at poisoning Gregg.

A slightly dumpier version 😅

I think roast potatoes go with everything, to be fair.

I was thinking that - a fat Les Dennis.

Diyas looks lovely

Just jumping on as I missed you all last week and will miss tonight. I will catch up and be back for the next one!

I would be delighted if you gave me this dish