Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Jeff is as bit of a hunk...

Evening chuffs. I’m so on trend I have not one but two tubs of gochujang in the fridge and two jars of kimchi.
oh hello Jeff.

Was just thinking that Peebles 🤣

He doesn't sound like a Jeff does he.

Family favourite? Major Nan potential here.

He's a bit of eye kandy isn't he..

'Cardboard' is a rather restrained colour for one of John's signature jackets.

Sam the Floor Manager looks like he wants to stab someone. Anyone.

Evening all!

Lots of deceased relative tributes I think

Might run amok into tasting chamber and get them both

Evening all

Bit rubbish this bringing your own stuff if you live in Scotland or Cornwall

'People always said I should be on Masterchef.'

Yes, but because you are massively tall and could easily give Gregg a right twatting.

Still not a fan of this audition format

An actual nan!!!!! Yay!

Celery - Yack. Drink.

Ooh! Celery ack warning!

Celery ack said so many times I'm drunk already.

To whom will the actual nan pay homage??

Daringly early celery-ack appearance ✔️

I'm hoping it's her toy boy lover.

Christina. Mnetter. But talking to herself too much.

Ooh boiled wooden spoon, my fave

Italian-Greek in France and they called him JEFF?!