Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

As a vegetarian, I'm offended by panna cotta not being vegetarian. It's a dessert, desserts should be vegetarian!

Oh my goodness. How grotesque. Was this recent? Or like 16th century?

She's a continental little thing isn't she

Unfortunately not, just a wee rabbit.

We haven't had one yet this evening so can I be the first ? Oh do fuck off Gregg.

I love sweet chili sauce, a bottle lasts about 3 days.

Really don't know why people serve salads on masterchef

Rabbits on a baby walrus sounds quite something! Bless.

I like chariya. She knows her shit, she’s organised and not scared of being authentic (sorry)
and she gives gregg the side eye.

Aww, 2! I remember 2... they were so cute.

Fried tomatoes?

20th century.

Thomas used to be more cockney I swear

She tried to stamp her feet at her big sister earlier and fell over while still in a huff, I could barely move for laughing.

I don't think death is the desired outcome when you're feeding people, Gregg, though obviously we'd all make an exception in your case.

Whacking great wedge of cod

I think Chris might actually say Fuck Off Greggggg any moment.

Barry is serving Barry sized portions

Chris looks a bit like a Wayne to me

Your favourite split oil there, Grouchy!

Does someone follow the chef into the dining room with the third plate? I always think it's quite awkward that they can only take two plates in and scuttle back for the third.

I think Chris may have to go back to the circus.

that wanky judge is after Johns let me mansplain your food job.

Barry Trotter?