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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:42

Robin has basically done a deconstructed KFC

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TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:42

I loved Alexina. Thomas was definitely in the Josh school of chefs and yes Dhruv is looking well.

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:42

I fear Dhruv is slowly but surely morphing into Mr Creosote. It seems to happen to them all, given time. Even Alexina isn’t as trim as I remember her.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:42

Is that a big lump of tattie

with fried chicken

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:42

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:40

I disagree. He looks like a Barry

Yes!

But he should be Lucifer. That would be immense.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:42

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:41

Dhruv. Looks big

In a Jay way.

Jourdain11 · 04/05/2023 20:43

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:32

Hope your daughter is better jourdain

Aw, thanks. She's still not well but on the mend and hopefully back to school tomorrow, just in time for another Bank Holiday.

DD2 thinks Chris looks like Voldemort "but kinder and less skinny". So there's a name suggestion.

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:43

Cornmeal journey???????????

No. Just no.

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:43

Off topic but toddlerWalrus personalised jammies came today for her 2nd birthday and I wanted to cry.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:43

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:43

Off topic but toddlerWalrus personalised jammies came today for her 2nd birthday and I wanted to cry.

Awwwwww ❤️

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:44

I’d eat that.

Wolfcub · 04/05/2023 20:44

Evening all, a little late due to revision supervision

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:44

I can't believe she's 2. I remember when she was born and shat all over the sofa😅

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Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:44

Gosh, Walrus - two already!

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:44

Never had a panacotta. Don't think I'd like it.

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:44

I know it's inventive but I really don't like the idea of a cereal bowl milk pannacotta.

viques · 04/05/2023 20:45

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:42

Is that a big lump of tattie

with fried chicken

Like a super fat chip.

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:45

I don't understand how anyone can get so rapturous about a pannacotta.

ilovesooty · 04/05/2023 20:45

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:39

Why not? Is there an age limit? Does lung damage set in?

There was a fire-breathing murderer in Antwerp who killed his snake charmer wife but didn't live to be tried because his lungs were burnt out.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:45

Me neither. It’s wanky stuff

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:45

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:43

Off topic but toddlerWalrus personalised jammies came today for her 2nd birthday and I wanted to cry.

Aww. Have they got little walruses on them? That would be immense.

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:45

Thomas has clearly had elocution lessons

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TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:45

Little Walrus is two ! Where did that time go ?

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:45

'He's on fire!'

I guess pig-man is ruthless.

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:46

@Pebbledashery haha! I remember that, that was during last season!

I know @Halsall doesn't seem real.

And she's not even 2 yet and been abroad twice lol.