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Masterchef: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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Wolfcub · 04/05/2023 20:51

The chantilly cream looks very 1980s dog poop

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:51

Barry Wayne Pigman

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littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:51

Oh no what about his burnt out lungs

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2023 20:51

Au revoir, Chris.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:51

Oh no Barry!

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:51

The first poached pear of the series?

They are normally a staple of Celebrity Masterchef. (And yes, I did mean that in a withering, Maggie Smith kind of way.)

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:51

Wayne just served a raw pear

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EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:52

'That is a firm pear, Matron!'

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:52

Oh no! I'd come to love Barry Wayne Pig Fire Man!

jay55 · 04/05/2023 20:52

Should have done cutted up pear.

viques · 04/05/2023 20:52

I thought josh said there was no plan b. But he had a plan b all the time. Shame.

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:52

Really not a fan of raw egg yolk basically

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Jourdain11 · 04/05/2023 20:52

I had nashi pear a few days ago. They're SO hard - like apples, almost. They'd need a lot of poaching...

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:52

Back to the kerosene for PigFire Dr Evil. C'est la vie.

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:52

Oh no unpoached pear horror. "That is a firm pear" 🤣🤣

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:53

'I don't want raw poss-ta.'

Don't worry, John, it'll be raw pasta.

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:53

Does 'refined' mean 'where's my food?'

ilovesooty · 04/05/2023 20:54

I hate egg yolk

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:54

Slippery!! Nooooo

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Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:54

SLIPPERY - NO

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:54

Noooooo Gregg please don't say slippery 🤢

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:54

Pebble 🤣🤣

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:54

I love runny egg yokes.

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:54

Basically a chicken dinner

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EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:55

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:51

Oh no what about his burnt out lungs

Take up the trapeze and become a flying pig?