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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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ilovesooty · 04/05/2023 20:38

"I can't fire breathe for the rest of my life" 🤣

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:38

Quote of the evening..... I can't fire breathe for the rest of my life.

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:39

Evening all.

I hope josh goes home, he's a pretentious twat.

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:39

'I can't fire-breathe for the rest of my life'

Ain't that the truth, Chris.

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:39

Why not? Is there an age limit? Does lung damage set in?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:39

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:37

The most disappointing thing about PigFireMan is that he is called Chris. I mean what sort of name is that for a piggy fire breather?

He should be Thor or lucifer. But he looks like a Chris.

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:39

Mumsnet chicken. Hope it feeds everyone on this thread

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TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:39

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:39

Evening all.

I hope josh goes home, he's a pretentious twat.

Agreed

viques · 04/05/2023 20:39

Chantilly cream, omg are we into gourmet food or are we into something anyone with a whisk can produce in a minute.

Ravviolli. Ohh a new paaarsta.

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:39

No, John. It is not Josh who plays with fire. Keep up.

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:40

Sue Veed.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:40

Carrot purée. Ffs. Baby food

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2023 20:40

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:38

Why is Greg singing 😳

God knows - wish he wouldn't!

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:40

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:39

He should be Thor or lucifer. But he looks like a Chris.

I disagree. He looks like a Barry

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GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2023 20:40

I have absolutely no idea what anyone is cooking. DH decided it was a good idea to let the children stay up to watch something for Star Wars Day and now they're being total dicks.

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:40

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:40

Sue Veed.

I want to meet Sue, I feel like I'd like her.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:41

My my my. Dhruv is looking well.

ilovesooty · 04/05/2023 20:41

Thomas was a nob.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:41

Dhruv. Looks big

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:41

Thomas has become a pretentious twat

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jay55 · 04/05/2023 20:41

Veloute with fried chicken, barmy.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2023 20:41

It's nice to have Alexina back. She was my favourite that year.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2023 20:42

"Split with oil" is my least favourite wankery.

Sunbird24 · 04/05/2023 20:42

I’m very late, sorry!

GrandTheftWalrus · 04/05/2023 20:42

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:41

Thomas has become a pretentious twat

He'll get on well with josh then.