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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:33

You have a job for life when you're a finalist for masterchef

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Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:34

Jonty's in his leisurewear again.

I love Chariya's magnificently surly expression.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2023 20:34

Those are very square potatoes.

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2023 20:34

Jon is behind the butcher counter in Waitrose again!

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:34

Cornflakes 🤣🤣

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:34

What the heck are those two jokers wearing

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EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:34

This may sound cruel, but if Chris needs to train up an apprentice piglet then Robin could be a worse candidate.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2023 20:34

Ah, he's burnt his corn cereal.

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:34

Panner cotter

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Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:35

Evening!

ChaosThierry · 04/05/2023 20:35

Robin might actually be a raven.

CORN!

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:36

What's the difference between a master coffee roaster and just a coffee roaster

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ilovesooty · 04/05/2023 20:36

That got you told Gregg

Halsall · 04/05/2023 20:36

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:34

This may sound cruel, but if Chris needs to train up an apprentice piglet then Robin could be a worse candidate.

You are not wrong, Esma 😂😂

jay55 · 04/05/2023 20:36

Evening.

I hate corn. Unless it's a tortilla.

viques · 04/05/2023 20:36

“ when tyou put your knife through it there shouldn’t be any give at all” I think you have got that wrong Gregg, but then they are your expensive teeth not mine….

ChaosThierry · 04/05/2023 20:36

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:36

What's the difference between a master coffee roaster and just a coffee roaster

This feels like the setup to a joke somehow.

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:37

I'm still reeling over leftover croissants. Who has leftover croissants. 😅😅

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EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:37

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2023 20:34

Jon is behind the butcher counter in Waitrose again!

I was trying to think of the colour. Kermit? Kiwi fruit? But you are so right, it's Waitrose green.

Piggywaspushed · 04/05/2023 20:37

The most disappointing thing about PigFireMan is that he is called Chris. I mean what sort of name is that for a piggy fire breather?

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2023 20:37

Charyia has won John over with the Thai food. He does consider himself an expert in this area.

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2023 20:38

I don't know why you would crush a potato when you can mash a potato.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2023 20:38

99 anyone?
shan Tilly.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2023 20:38

Why is Greg singing 😳

Pebbledashery · 04/05/2023 20:38

Chris looked mortally embarrassed there

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