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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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ilovesooty · 02/05/2023 21:12

I hope Greg doesn't start saying unctuous.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:12

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:09

James Martin does a great whisky and white chocolate bread and butter pudding for using up leftover croissants. You do need to have about 24 eggs to hand to make it, though.

And a fuckton of butter knowing James.
my arse pig cheeks are underlooked. It’s the lamb shank effect, used to be pennies and cooked for dog food. Tv programmes like this have made them unaffordable for many.

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:12

This is reminding me of Billy Connolly. 'For that leftover venison.'

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:12

Hahaha, who was it who called it yesterday that Josh was recently married? Kudos, Poster, kudos.

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:13

bomanicious · 02/05/2023 21:12

He sniffed out his own truffles for the next round

😂😂😂😂

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:13

Slippery pigs cheeks... Shuddering

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Piggyiseatingfire · 02/05/2023 21:13

To be fair, we were told that yesterday and saw the same pic! re the marriage.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:13

Ah, I missed that they said it was recent Piggy.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:14

Josh looks like he has 10 university degrees

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Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:14

Obligatory Italian nonna of the series

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:15

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:13

Ah, I missed that they said it was recent Piggy.

And now we’ll hear about it at least twice an episode.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:15

Fabio should've used the giblets

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:15

It’s the mn chicken!

ilovesooty · 02/05/2023 21:15

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:15

And now we’ll hear about it at least twice an episode.

Along with his dad.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:16

Mumsnet chicken 😂

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CountlesScreamingArgonauts · 02/05/2023 21:16

Josh looks like he should be building Lego sets on YouTube

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:16

He was brought up in a pasta house.

Was he brought up in Grimm's Fairytales, then?

viques · 02/05/2023 21:16

Dead dad alert. Oh nice segue into recent marriage and dead dad. Next it will be his old dog who carried the ring down the aisle before collapsing at the brides feet .

Fabio using left over MN chicken, smart. And wine, clever.

bomanicious · 02/05/2023 21:16

I swear to God, Jonty is having denture issues...wtf is going on with his occasional lisp?!

Is it my telly...my ears?!

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2023 21:16

I was trying to explain the MN chicken to DH earlier when he had a very small shrinkflated fish form the chippy. MN would have had it feeding 900 people.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:17

Give Gregg a bucketful of chicken wings then

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Piggyiseatingfire · 02/05/2023 21:17

No idea why my username won't stick...

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:17

Most of them have waved at the brief as it's gone past them, which is disappointing.

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:17

If you’re served the chicken wings it means you’re unimportant?

Oh, PLEASE give them to Greggggggg.

TheDogsMother · 02/05/2023 21:18

Evening ! I'm a bit late this evening.