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Masterchef: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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viques · 02/05/2023 21:07

What would you make? I think I would go with bread, either a bread and tomato salad or bread and butter pudding, or use them as breadcrumbs in a syrup tart.

Piggyiseatingfire · 02/05/2023 21:07

Evening...

Wolfcub · 02/05/2023 21:07

Who on earth has leftover croissants

AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:08

We grate whole carrots into a stir fry without peeling them, it's hardly revolutionary to use carrot skin.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:08

Oh no, Jourdain! I hope your chaos sorts itself asap.

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:08

Mill Foy. All we need now is a ballonteen.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:08

Sorry but all croissants would get EATEN in this house. No leftovers whatsoever

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EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:08

Passion fruit, mascarpone ..... It's not exactly a thrifty challenge, is it?

Jourdain11 · 02/05/2023 21:08

Jourdain11 · 02/05/2023 21:06

Missing this now as DD1 has just thrown up everywhere and I'm simultaneously trying to chase DD2 and DS into bed (they've forgotten that school is actually a thing).

Not sure I can handle looking at offal after cleaning up vomit either!!

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:09

We don't really ever have things like this in our house either. The dog gets a lot of scraps, and my weirdo DD1 likes to eat ends of onions and things like that.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:09

I like vegetarian cooks

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AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:09

Jourdain11 · 02/05/2023 21:06

Missing this now as DD1 has just thrown up everywhere and I'm simultaneously trying to chase DD2 and DS into bed (they've forgotten that school is actually a thing).

Was it too many madeleine cakes again? Grin

See you later after you wrangled - good luck Flowers

viques · 02/05/2023 21:09

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:04

Offall 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

No Pebble, NO!!!! This is Masterchef, offal is not a waste product, it is something precious to be elevated with micro herbs and mispronounced spices to restaurant level.

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:09

James Martin does a great whisky and white chocolate bread and butter pudding for using up leftover croissants. You do need to have about 24 eggs to hand to make it, though.

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:09

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:08

Passion fruit, mascarpone ..... It's not exactly a thrifty challenge, is it?

'I'm using this leftover caviar garnished with some old gold leaf….'

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:10

Is it not a food wastage task not leftover task

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:10

Oh shit, just been in the family messenger group and my grown up nephew is the spit of pigfireman.
always have shitloads of leftover croissants. Cheese, ham, spritz of oil air fry.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:10

viques · 02/05/2023 21:09

No Pebble, NO!!!! This is Masterchef, offal is not a waste product, it is something precious to be elevated with micro herbs and mispronounced spices to restaurant level.

Pigs cheeks though 🤢

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:11

I think it would be clever to use something like windfall fruit for this kind of challenge.

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:11

Hope your DD recovers speedily @Jourdain11

viques · 02/05/2023 21:11

Potager garden cafe . ( snigger)

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:11

Fucksake. LITERALLY when I was posting it, Robin.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:11

You would not get me to eat a cheek of anything

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EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:11

Don't tell the pig-man about the windfall apples. He'll be right in there!

bomanicious · 02/05/2023 21:12

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:11

Don't tell the pig-man about the windfall apples. He'll be right in there!

He sniffed out his own truffles for the next round

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