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Masterchef: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:18

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2023 21:16

I was trying to explain the MN chicken to DH earlier when he had a very small shrinkflated fish form the chippy. MN would have had it feeding 900 people.

WE'VE LOST SIGHT OF WHAT A HEALTHY FOOD CLICHÉ LOOKS LIKE

Wolfcub · 02/05/2023 21:18

Trying to think if I was ever served chicken wings in the Phillipines now. I certainly know they were a regular friday bar snack we ordered! Interesting to know we were probably being laughed at by the chef

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Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:18

Don't think half these contestants have met the brief

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viques · 02/05/2023 21:18

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:13

😂😂😂😂

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Well, he was trained as a dancer so I expect he is quite flexible ……. Mind you, he’s a big lad, must be hard to get down to his truffles.

Sunbird24 · 02/05/2023 21:19

@Piggyiseatingfire i think it defaults to whatever username you posted in the thread with first?

Piggyiseatingfire · 02/05/2023 21:19

Darnit. It's probably a new thing to prevent sock puppets.

Wolfcub · 02/05/2023 21:20

Sorry Fabio this is nowhere near meeting the brief

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:20

Wolfcub · 02/05/2023 21:18

Trying to think if I was ever served chicken wings in the Phillipines now. I certainly know they were a regular friday bar snack we ordered! Interesting to know we were probably being laughed at by the chef

If you ordered them for yourselves he probably thought you had terrible self-esteem issues. Did he slip you a leaflet for the Philippines' Samaritans?

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Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:20

Fabios dish is basically posh Sunday dinner

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Blueberrycreampie · 02/05/2023 21:20

White wine and brandy?

viques · 02/05/2023 21:20

That sauce looks like washing up liquid. That is a whole chicken, not leftovers.

more raw chicken……

AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:20

Piggyiseatingfire · 02/05/2023 21:19

Darnit. It's probably a new thing to prevent sock puppets.

I think you can override it in your Settings as long as you're not the OP, but don't hold me to that.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:20

Fabio tried to give Gregg food poisoning. Gold star, Fabio.

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:20

Buff Alastair Appleton will have to run away back to the French Foreign Legion. There's nothing else for it.

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Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:21

Go on Gregg.. Eat it

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Jourdain11 · 02/05/2023 21:21

AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:09

Was it too many madeleine cakes again? Grin

See you later after you wrangled - good luck Flowers

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Ha, no, that's DD2 - who did eat most of a Swiss roll this evening and deserves to feel sick but doesn't! DD1 has stomach complications from her T1 diabetes and can only eat about 5 things at the moment without getting ill. It's very restrictive for my exploration of fine French cuisine!

Interesting trying to follow without watching. As far as I can tell, they're eating fire and making dishes out of leftover passionfruit, croissant and offal??

TheDogsMother · 02/05/2023 21:21

Ooh raw chicken alert. Nice try to take Gregg out though.

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2023 21:21

AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:20

I think you can override it in your Settings as long as you're not the OP, but don't hold me to that.

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Apparently not.

Oh well...

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Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:21

Butter upon butter

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GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:22

Needs MonMon to say "botter" for us.

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2023 21:22

Did they have to eat a load of stuff all week in order to 'create' their leftovers?

Also, Jimi, since when did we 'speak to' briefs??

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:22

Did you know Robin is child’s rights officer?
too much butter-naaah.

viques · 02/05/2023 21:22

It’s not a sin if you serve raw chicken to Gregg , Fabio, in fact if he swallows it you get automatic sainthood.

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:23

I had to Google 'potager garden'. It sounded like a place men might go to ..... do things.

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2023 21:23

Fabio looks sweaty and ill. Early onset salmonella.