Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Jimi❤️

It’s dessert. Wonder how Bambi boy is on puddings.

Evening everyone

I'm not sure if Charita is my favourite this week or just ...... least annoying.

Jimi is so lovely

I'd wave at Jimi like an idiot too, tbf.

Jimi is my second favourite after Jay

Chariya, I mean. Bloody autocorrect!

This is a really interesting brief.

Oh, not puddings then, so why did they show a montage of puds?

Stale bread obviously

Just realised that PigFireMan is basically Dr Evil.

Hope he's cooking thriftily with some chitterlings.

Mould foam

None of what they are using looks like leftovers/scraps

Evening!

Offall 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Surplus, extraneous, unwanted, bin-worthy ...... Oh god, are they finally going to cannibalise Gregg?

Broccoli stalk steaks?

Baby food fritters?

'This is my leftover leg of lamb and organic celeriac' stylee.

It's all a bit Nigel Slater.

The obligatory celery-yack makes its first appearance

Evening chuffs. Well, better than shitloads of lamb and turbot badly cooked.

I really don't think anything that goes into my bin is edible

Missing this now as DD1 has just thrown up everywhere and I'm simultaneously trying to chase DD2 and DS into bed (they've forgotten that school is actually a thing).

Pig performer is terrifying

I could do without seeing PigMan in costume. It freaks me out, and reminds me of that scene in Willow.