Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Lots of valium

Woei's looks lovely.

"A bowl of yummy." My 6-year-old has more incisive commentary than that.

Didn't Nickolas do some sort of bisque last night? One trick pony.

By making sure he's out working 12 hours a day

He fancies her, that’s the only explanation.

didn’t he cook something similar in the first round? He should have made a really thick aioli to cheer up that poor sad little bouillabaisse.

😅😅

Hospitality... Aka Chinese takeaway

🤣🤣

Flaming hot corn snacks 🤣

Hair 😖😖🤦‍♀️

Hairy pig 🐷🐷🤢

Kimchi again. Send him home.

Last night raw chicken hair, tonight pork hair!

Can't seem to quote, but @ChaosThierry re the 12 hour day 🤣

Someone is desperate just to say monster munch 😅

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Eek, that pork skin had hairs

Shave your goddamn pork man!

Pink cap is blubbing

He's got to go

Matthew with his yummy food!

Dying

Matthews looked nice.

Matthew also looks appetising.. Not gonna lie 😅

Keep being nice to Matthew, judges. He has such a sunshine smile.