Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Aw no, I don't like seeing earnest chubby men cry.

Sitwell advocating cannibalism there.

Corn ribs and cauliflower steaks can both fuck off.

A cabbage leave isn't a taco.. At all

Do you not eat coleslaw, Sitwell?

Cabbage offs why ?

Celerack Jon ?

I can't bear to see anyone cry! I used to care not a jot, but since peri menopause, I cannot watch anyone cry without tearing up myself.

I'd make an exception fro Gregggg, I could probably watch himself weep himself blind, with a big grin on my face and a packet of crisps

Tuesday nights meat free dinner for the family... That ended in the bin and Papa John saved the day

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The last cook looks like Juliet Binoche.

Hairy pork food truck is going home.

“Greggg liked it, I am so chuffed”, spoken through gritted teeth

And the blueberry shitty pasta

Which one of you Chuffians started the thread earlier today about how you pronounce turmeric? <glares round suspiciously>

Well done Woi. What a wonderful wesult 👏

I know. I apologise.

Nikolas must have some hold on the judges. Terri was surely better than he was.

Hairy pork food truck is going home

This

Woei would you do this?

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@Halsall i saw that too! 🤭

That blueberry pasta was an utter disgrace tbh

Woei would you be so mean??

The pasta looked like something you'd see on a forest floor.

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