Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Just in so catching up, hope everyone is well!

Not liking the duck at all.

Quack quack

Blueberries 😧

Vanessa's sounds terrible.

Chocolate 😳

Ugh no, even without the mushrooms that sounds vile

Chocolate, blueberries and porcini ???

Blueberries in a pasta??

If only she’d foraged those blueberries, the wankery would be complete.

Mess... On a plate

Oh my word... that pasta is completely wrong.

Does anyone leave tonight?

This looks like dogfood they made on The Apprentice. With added blueberry.

Thank you fellow mushroom hater

John just seems determined to disagree with Gregg

I absolutely hate the look of that.

John determined to be contrary today.

Hmm, ragu with choc and blueberries. I think John is being different just for the sake of it.

Looks like cheese on toast

It looked absolutely revolting.

Ooh. Harsh, Sitwell.

I thought it was.

How does Nickolas wife cope with him

I can taste the fish
i can taste the aniseed
of the booze you’ve used
to deglaze

Is Greggggg doing freeform poetry now?