Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

Oh sob stories, we're all working mums here Nickolas

When Nickolas says there’s a chef inside him waiting to burst out I start thinking of John Hurt and 'Alien'

Sitwell is very much less confident having to interact with the contestants in the kitchen. Much easier to be confident when you're behind the table tasting food and making shitty comments.

Hopefully no coloured rice today.

Chings kitchen!

I want to see more of my children.

So I'm going to be a restaurateur.

Don't believe Nickolas really watched Keith Floyd. Too young. Contrived choice.

If I tell my daughter I've no pennies on my card she tells me to use my phone!

He watched him on Cookery Gold plus on Sky i imagine

Mm. I love a good beef brisket. Don't screw it up, Woei.

Has anyone else noticed that Sitwell from the side looks like he could be related to Jacob Rees-Mogg

Celeriack..

"Corn ribs". No.

My children think we're lying when we tell them that we couldn't use phones and the internet at the same time.

I tried to explain to DC how the Phone Book worked. No concept of life before Google.

Funny you should say that Wolfcub because I was just looking him up on Wiki and apparently he’s godfather to Rees-Smugg's daughter..l.

Wolf Perhaps he's one of Rees Mogg's many, many children

How did he have time to do that in between driving 25 hours a day in the snow, 8 days a week, and spending precious time with his young impoverished family?

You could glaze celeriac with an emulsion of unicorn tears and it would still disappoint.

When you think about it, it's utterly mad that everyone's numbers were published in a book. Ours even had street addresses. Stalkers' dream.

I was thinking he's like George Osborne.

Fun fact - he is godfather to one of JRMs' many offspring.

Damn, sorry halsall. I wasn't quick enough.

Ooh quack quack

QUACK!!

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