Masterchef UK: Thread 1

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians!!

Discussion topic.... What do we think think we will see a lot of this series??

Samphire... Ants..... Maggots dump truck... I predict at least 3 foragers!

The manage anti pirates. As opposed to uncle pirates.

I'm assuming not a Captain of the King's Navy, Pebbs.

I know - is it like Arrr pirates, or illegal downloading?

Can you hear me?

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No ooohs and aaaahs for Sitwell, either they don’t recognise him , or don’t rate him.

why do people choose to wear clothes with big baggy sleeves when they are going to cook, apart from the danger of fire , the thought of sleeves trailing in your bisque is not a happy one.

I can see Jonny in a food truck, on a deserted pub forecourt on a B road in Rutland.

Oh, evening all! Sorry, forgot.

She wouldn't have allowed Limewire and Kazaa😅😅

Comment of the day 🤣

Stay true to myself. ✔️

Every time Gregg updates them on time I can only hear Jim Howick's Gregg from Historical Masterchef.

Oops, evening all!

Is the duck going to be so raw it quacks and says fuck off??

No Terri, never turn the duck over before the fat is rendered!!

Viques. Jonny's food truck 🤣🤣🤣

That was yesterday with the bechamel!

Terri looks like she should do stand up comedy

I remember waiting aggggges for a song to download on dial up for my mum to then lift the phone at the last minute!

I really miss downloading an "MP" to the family PC, then having to explain to my dad why the PC no longer works

Quite, John. Quite.

Not sure Nickolas can calm down.

Whatever Nickolas does will be fucking annoying 😂

Nickolas is incredibly irritating

I adored Keith Floyd, getting pissed whilst cooking 😂

Keith Floyd! Who said that earlier? Where's the vino?

My children think we're lying when we tell them that we couldn't use phones and the internet at the same time.