Are we ready for a bit more lusting over Phil and Kevin (and a bit of bitching about houses too)?

[Olihan]

2 minutes to go. Place your bets on the type of muppets they have on this week.......

Paula, I have non existent earlobes too.

Not sure about Kev's jumper, stripey denim jacket look.

kev makes Gordon Ramsay look like a snazzy dresser.

PaulaYatesbiggestFan sorry didn't mean to be rude

olihan

oooh maritals!

dont be silly!!! they are the least of my worries!

Expat, there is when you see it through rose tinted holidays only glasses! I couldn't live there full time though. Winters are a bit bleak for me.

£30,000 staircase

Not as bleak as that horrid staircase!

Oh, the horror! The horror!

Gargoyles? Disney again.

WTF. THEY ARE HILARIOUS. HILARIOUS. £400 each.

sorry ......reaches for spitoon......

Oi! I detect a Kevin backlash in this thread! We don't love him for his sartorial elegance...

did he say £400 for each gargoyle?!

did i hear that correctly?

That is truly hideous.

Arf at Kev's not so tactful bitching about their idiocy.

For. Each. Gargoyle.

Violet, until MN set me straight, I thought Kevin was gay.

A £400k mortgage? OMFG.

She should follow some of the make up threads on here. Her lipstick is terrible.

'It might not be anyone else's taste.'

You said it.

Her poor father.

thats nothing

They are clearly a bit crazy!

OMG @ donating pensions etc... that is MADness!

Her poor dad! he's gonna have no pension left.

Kirstie and Phil are far superior at telling people they're idiots whilst making it sound at the worst like a joke.

They are virtuosos.

She looks devastated.