Are we ready for a bit more lusting over Phil and Kevin (and a bit of bitching about houses too)?

[Olihan]

2 minutes to go. Place your bets on the type of muppets they have on this week.......

i wonder if, off camera, any of these presenters are able to tell these participants, 'Look, you're potty and your house is fugly.'

Expat, I had some friends who owned a Victorian house on the bank of Loch Fyne. They sold it for precisely that reason. It was beautiful but blooming expensive over the winter. Especially as they had oil ch.

No please don't spoil it

it's even worse than i thought.

that was why i put spoiler in my link

thanks lucycat. I with no willpower have now examined all the pics closely and can now go to bed and leave dh to the footy which he;d previously only been viewing during in the breaks

Does anyone else think the woman's ear lobes look unusual?

we're right off a nearby loch, Oli, and when the landlord originally bought it he was working in London during the week - he's originally from Glasgow - and using the place primarily as a summer home.

they're flogging it after they get back from Africa and moving either further south or abroad.

it's LPG and it costs a load.

Oh dear. Silly woman.

I don't mean ear lobes I mean the top bit

it doesn't have wrinkles in them

ha ha- hilarious- see the pic of the fireplace? with the comment 'the fireplace is slightly smaller than originally planned'

By about 10 metres square.

arf.

Gosh, the budget is woefully short. I honestly didn't see that coming. What a shocker.

she'll never work again!

Sorry; they're not mad, they're just very, very stupid.

It's better than the footie though.

Why are people deserting the prog? It's fun when it's a fekin disaster!

stop spoiling it!!!

I actually am beginning to feel abit sorry for them. they are so blooming stupid naive that their folly will probably bankrupt them.

i think my earlobes are like hers - a bit of a nonentity RTK?

OMG its so near the road? I assumed it would sort of be in the middle of nowhere.

Ooh, are you expat? Their nearest town is Dunoon but they're kind of halfway between Inverary and Dunoon. It's such a stunning place to live. I'm very of anyone who's lucky enough to live there.

'theatrical cheats'.

Yup, Disney.

and for once it's not these boring droneful yah's spending the GNP of a small nation on a glass box that looks like a laboratory on the inside, albeit open-plan.

believe me, there's nothing to be about.

I hate Kev's jacket.

The blue pinstripe one.