Are we ready for a bit more lusting over Phil and Kevin (and a bit of bitching about houses too)?

[Olihan]

2 minutes to go. Place your bets on the type of muppets they have on this week.......

Me too expat. But he has lots of children. (Not that one precludes the other, but you know what I mean).

she has lost her looks!

Bleugh.

My eyes, my eyes.

Have no probem with a 400k mortgage IF the house is worth more than that; this doesn't sound likely listening to her.

And taking over 100k of her dad's pension/retirement - how will they pay it back?

moodlum, do you really expect anything else from someone with such terrible taste in houses? She's too far gone even for Cod to sort out.

Her dad was mad enough to offer to loan her his pension?!

I can see now, she has an inherited form of insanity.

She has lost her mind

Now what that staircase needs is gargoyles.

About 23 of them.

At four hundred quid each.

Fuck me, there's one looking at a laptop!

SALVAGE YARD.

ARCHITECT.

Hello?!

the main road adds the je ne sais quoi to the whole disney theme

the gargoyles are grotesque!

'mad project'

That is exactly what it is.

How she hoped to project manage the build with a full time job and two children to look after I'll never know.

Olihan - you're right. Nothing so far has demonstrated her sense of style (with the exceptions of the gargoyles).

Good god they are mad. It's a folly, a ridiculous folly.

And the traffic noise??? Lovely.

Why don't they spend the massive amount they're spending and buy something authentic and real.

Do you think they'll find this thread on Google? I wouldn't like to read it if I were them.

No, expat. Because that would cost MONEY and they don't have money to waste on authentic gothic artefacts or architects. Doing it all yourself from scratch is far cheaper. Really, have some sense .

probably because then they'd have to raid her father's pension to heat the fucking real thing, pooka!

i've learned this the hard way .

It's beautiful. What a fantastic idea. Love the gargoyle with laptop. How original and quirky.

Just in case they visit......

I suppose you have to admire their chutzpah.

£10 on Kev saying that in his spiel.

That's true expat! But the way they're going would surely be cheaper to just put bundles of £10 notes on a fire to keep warm.

Wasn't it supposed to have a tower?

Ha ha ha- Im loving his commentary on it. Hilarious.