Are we ready for a bit more lusting over Phil and Kevin (and a bit of bitching about houses too)?

[Olihan]

2 minutes to go. Place your bets on the type of muppets they have on this week.......

very nice.....nobbins

I'll chip in 57p and a few bits of fluff from the bottom of my pocket, expat.

This woman is a nightmare though. Ungrateful cow.

i'm going to fall asleep dreaming about what i'd do to that second flat . . .

i fell in love with a flat like that once, we went in it whilst it was empty and tried to rent it, but the landlord didn't like cats - the beeotch.

but i still think of that beautiful flat and what i'd have done with that space if it were ever mine.

i mean, £234,000!

chump change!

Hang on, if I check all my pockets and bags I could probably find £234k. Leave it with me...

let's take over the 'for sale' boards!

hi girls...snuggles down

of course they pick the shittiest one.

Oh Lapin, I can definitely find it if I include your 43p. No worries.

Sign up here for your next holiday (cats will be welcome, too)!

check the lovely coat cupboard right inside the door.

oh, yes, what taste! NOT.

NO storage space. Kitchen the size of a postage stamp.

he doesn't do compromises.

butthead.

Hmm, not sure about Kirstie's boots. Definitely comfort over style, methinks!

she's heavily pregnant and they made her go out with these two ungrateful twonks.

why does she need this crash pad?

i mean, if she's in town visiting friends surely she can lodge with one of them?

Ingrid is French because Kirstie just said the flat was bijou.

she must have been pregnant with no. 1 when this was filmed.

she's pregnant with no. 2 now but not due till July.

For your valuable contribution you can have first dibs on whatever you want, Lapin. It would be tricky for me to buy it without you.