Are we ready for a bit more lusting over Phil and Kevin (and a bit of bitching about houses too)?

[Olihan]

2 minutes to go. Place your bets on the type of muppets they have on this week.......

It looks grim grim grim from outside. The windows look really wrong, colour and glass-wise to me.

go ahead and pull no punches, kev

It's official. They are the King and Queen of Tastelessness.

Love that they still look smug.

naffty naff naff

the most pricey house in the forest of dean

it looks like a magpie on acid designed it.

Do you think they were goths as teenagers? I reckon she was. She still has the vestiges (white face, dark hair). Has anyone spotted her drinking snakebite and black during the course of this programme?

crucifix.

LOL @ snakebite and black. That brings back memories.

Kev, there is very little that works with that building.

I'd much rather live in that house than the glass and steel sugar cube from last week.

truly GHASTLY

Phil's trying so hard to think of nice things to say.

Botbot, your MN membership has been revoked. Step away from the PC now .

Oooh, bugger. Kev, I mean.

Have been drinking a bit.

now can we lust over Gordon?

God I didn't realise that this whole channel four fest continues with gordon and his kitchen nightmares.. I need to go to bed.

Me too. Moodlum. It's a dilemma. Gordon or sleep?

Yes, bad scheduling for Gordon. I need a bath. I also need Sky Plus.

Gordon wouldn't let you sleep

But this looks hilarious. "Are you always pointing?"

cleaning the kitchen and then shower and bed for me.