Love Island Winter 2023 - Nah bruv it's Thread 2!

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Shaq being an absolute king once again. And good on Will and the majority of guys agreeing with him!

Calling out double standards and poor behaviour - the best representation of emotionally intelligent men in love island so far 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I bloody love Shaq! If I was his mum I’d be so proud!

Shaq will you marry me?? 😂😂

Shaq to win for that moment alone.

Go shaq!!! So pleased someone's had the balls to tell it like it is.

Yes I bet his parents are so proud of him right now. His mum raised him right 👏🏻

Yep, I want to see Shaq win.

It's so rare to see on this show isn't it?? Literally the only thing close I can recall is Hugo calling out Toby round the fireplace for his treatment of Chloe, but even then Hugo had an interior motive as he fancied Chloe. Shaq clearly is not interested in Lana at all so it him sticking up for her is so satisfying to watch.

Tanyel likes Ron

The little mention of having a naughty dream about him was a bit of a giveaway....

Weird episode. No entertainment.

We miss the truth or dare games .

It may very well be the case but clearly no wigs on offer because otherwise why do all black women have to suffer with the same one for so long. Doubt they do it by choice?

Tanyel is definitely after Ron

Shaq keeping his crown as respectful king. I hope Tanya doesn’t break his heart. I’m just not convinced she feels the same way. Casa Amor will be interesting for those two.

Will is just. Well. What does he look like in that hat man? 😂

Ron. I’d probably still shag him but deffo wouldn’t be getting within ten foot of a relationship with him. Same with Tom. I reckon Tanyel would probs shag em both too. Especially Ron. You don’t mention a naughty dream to a fella unless you’re hoping for some flanter in return.

Kai….

Sorry. What was that? I fell asleep while he was talking.

No man with hair like Casey’s has ever been remotely attractive. Gives me that horrible ex of Petra Ecclestone vibes. 🤢 However he seems to have eyes for lovely Lana and if he makes her forget about Ron it’s all good.

New tall fella. Yes. Fit.

I really think Tanya may do the dirty on Shaq. The way she was talking about Jordan didn’t seem consistent with being newly in love. I have a horrible feeling and hope I’m proven wrong.

In our house Kai is now Dry Kai

Casey has lovely eyes

I don't take to Jordan. Sounds like he was a serial shagger, and I'm never quite sure how well they reform themselves, even when they say their intentions are firm

I think Shaq puts Jordan in the shade.

On job sounds like you need a poo, and the connotations from “gassed” don’t really bear thinking about, although I’m sure I’m not the prime demographic 😬

I hope Lana and Casey just really hit it off. I’m also getting Ovie vibes from Jordan.

Tanya is far to crafty to go off with anyone else, she is in there to win.
I hope Lana gets a date with Jordan too and Tanyel gets one with Casey.
Kai Tom and Ron are all worse than Zara.
She was upfront them 3 are sneaky
Really hope Tanyel does not fancy Ron as Lana has cried to her over him

That would be a shame.

But I think Will and Jessie are likely to be the stronger couple in the long run. Because there's no love-bombing, and they seem as goofy as each other. A good match

I also think that Will and Jessie are for real, I think it was a very well thought out choice between casting/producers. No one could be that good of an actress. I just think they are really suited.

To think that Kai was the most popular male at the beginning.
He is so deathly dull.Say what you want about Ron but at least he has a personality

Why why why does everyone in there like Ron, Tom and Olivia?!? I will just never ever ever understand this.

Ron and Tom are horrible (and Ron isn't even hot) and Olivia is whiney, annoying and manipulative (and again the least attractive of the girls, some of whom are actually stunning in my eyes (like Ellie and Zara).

I just don't get it! And even the new guys are asking Olivia once again on a date! Why?!?!

Shaq is a legend and I like Will. The girls (bar Olivia) are all so much hotter than the guys and I don't understand how they grovel back to snakes like Ron and Tom! Grrr!

Gutted that Tom got to send Zara home. She was my favourite girl in there and he got to win. I hope he is voted out soon!!

I also don't get what's so special about Sammy, but it's quite hilarious how oblivious idiotic Kai is that she doesn't like him at all.

Shaq has balls. Bloody big balls. He doesn’t care what anyone else thinks about him he says it as he sees it. Bloody love him.