Love Island Winter 2023 - Nah bruv it's Thread 2!

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What does on job even mean?

Happy Jordan has picked Tanyel!

I'm just hoping Lana isn't daft enough to go back to Ron (if Sami doesn't go for him) but I can see it happening...

It's the new 'grafting' , but feels very unnatural especially when the girls say it for some reason

I have high hopes for Jordan. He better live up to them!

Love how Tanyel was like 'I'll have Jordan! I always fancy a Jordan!' She's not wrong 😆

NGL I am glad Zara is gone, I just didn't like her at all. Not a single redeeming quality IMO. Also glad Lana stayed! LOVING Shaq and Tanya. They're adorable. ❤

it’s the crusty wig glue that stresses me out, I just want to reach through the screen and fix it

I think Lana would jump in with anyone at this point

@georgiegherkin yep the wig line too - what’s up with that? It looks like a giant horizontal cold sore 🤢

It's the new 'grafting' , but feels very unnatural especially when the girls say it for some reason

Well, yes - "on the job" is slang for prostitution!

Ron really has PUA vibes.

Go on Shaq lad. You've even got the fight music backing you.

Ahhhhhhhhhh bloody love Shaq telling it how it is

Knew there was something about it that was niggling me!

Shaq needs his own show when he gets out. I LOVE him! Such a breath of fresh air.

Yes Shaq 🙌

Shaq is magnificent!!!

Have to admit shaq is a good en

It’s not her fault. They don’t let the black women get their wigs done often.

Yes Ron it was all part of your genius masterplan. Bloody hell.

Well done Shaq he nailed that situation 👏

Well said Shaq! Will in that sun hat..he looked like the village idiot!

Gwan Big Shaq!

How do you know @LikeTearsInRain? I though they had access to hair/nails etc weekly?

OMG SHAQ

I love him too 😂😂

Wow, I have a new respect for Shaq!

@LikeTearsInRain I honestly didn’t know that was a thing. I assumed she just did it herself. Is it something that’s usually done professionally?

Yes Shaq 🙌🏼

The other boys all seemed to be agreeing with him too, except maybe Kai and Tom, who both looked like they were squirming.

Ron can't honestly believe anyone buys what he's saying. It makes zero sense.