MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

I'm getting hints of Gary Barlow?

It isn’t telly.

I went to school with his spit, so it could be him but I know the person I went to school with also reminds me on someone ‘known’ and I’ll not lie, it is driving me nuts.

The suggestions so far have been great but not who I am thinking on.

My brain is frying. 🤯

New two couples

metro.co.uk/2022/09/13/mafs-uk-who-are-the-four-new-brides-and-grooms-17363012/

Great.

Urgh, just seen the new couples. I'm guessing tattoo man & tattoo woman get together. I'll be interested to see what sort of characters this lot are.

Why are they doing that then? Is it the norm? I only watched one series before - and that was the UK one last year.

I suppose it confirms that at least one couple is leaving.

was reading up on April, former miss great Britain, was in the bachelor series and some other reality show, she's definitely not in it for lurve :)

😄 😄

Helloooooo.. please can I join in again? Have finally caught up after a week on holiday. Oooooh it's all kicking off!

The new format definitely encourages people sticking it out for coverage.

I can remember watching the old UK format and it was frankly depressing.

If the newbies manage to get a few spon/ads on Instagram for many nights of entertainment for us then I'm here for it.

@A580Hojas Kasia's 'child' is flippin 20! She said she had him when she was 16, and now she's 36. I did the maths on her wedding episode 😂

Kasia and KwaMe? What can you say? I do think that he would be a bigger man if he just said he wasn’t feeling it. Even her morph suit protested….

Morph suit. 🤣🤣

The two new ladies are stunning (at least in those shots) I think Sophie might cause a stir with the current chaps. As for your man with the face tattoos...nope...I mean did you really run out of places to be inked? The face is NEVER an option! Dude with the curly top...nah...already screaming out bland....

I thought it was a morph suit...whatever it was it was clearly humming "under pressure" for the whole of the day!

Are they called morph suits because of Morph from Take Hart? Or because of morphin' power rangers?

@TitsInAbsentia that was @SheldonesqueTheBstard that gave us that gem. 🤣 I'm a slow learner with this posting malarkey.

Hi-De-Hi Campers!* Reporting for duty.

*not applicable to the unfortunate guests of Center Parcs.

WTF is this boat shitshow?

Below Deck yawn

I love tattoos but face tattoos are a huge no

Signing in

i almost went to bale off but it just felt wrong

Sponsored by Colgate max white shot 😂

Evening!

Oh Ritchie! Idiot

Clocking in.