MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

Yup.

I loathe self proclaimed ‘adrenaline junkies’ who try and shove their idea of fun down your throat. Just fuck off you insipid wanker!

Yes! She has a lovely figure but dressing 2 dresses sizes smaller than she is makes her look like she has a terrible figure

I feel like on a show like this it’s the worst thing you could do to someone - publically tell them you find them unattractive, for all the world to hear. Everyone except Kasia can blatantly see Kwame doesn’t fancy her

KwaMeMe isn't protecting her feelings. He's protecting his own place on the show.
Kasia is probably used to men she's dating finding her attractive so she has a slither of doubt that all KwaMeMe's 'waiting is chivalruous' nonsense is true. She's being so ott to see if he has any interest at all. Hopefully she now realises she's wasting her time. (although I'm a little bit ick that she thought she could use yes week to force him to get naked. She should have opted for a hot tub - that didn't work on the honeymoon for them but she might have found someone else in there like April did 😄)

You mean this kid from Love Actually? Who's definitely not from Liverpool and so far as I know isn't gay.

@HoofWankingSpangleCunt was joking because MAFS Thomas has ended up with three names like TBS 😄 They didn't really think it was him.
From Queen's Gambit and Elon Musk's ex to MAFS and Captain Curtains would have been quite a downturn in fortunes 😄

@MelodyPondsMum Aaah. Although @Hoof wasn't the first to mention him, there's a link to an article about him in the previous thread.

I thought it was some kind of wild conspiracy

We are big Thomas Brodie Sangster fans in this house. It's always nice to see a child star transition into a steady career.

yep, it's been mentioned a few times, and makes zero sense.

ah OK - so there's no footage of it at all? :/

Sadly @Twonewcats they're just teasing us with the hot tub footage...imagine if there actually was some and we found out the truth...it'd probably be really boring...or would it 😂

I was convinced we were getting new couples last night but obviously not yet, not sure where I saw that trailer. Looking forward to tonight, will be watching that one live!

Kesia is certainly in need of bit of hanky but thinking back even to my very thirsty twenties I'd never continue to pursue a bloke who wasn't interested in me...and similarly from KwaMeMeMe's point of view I'd not be able to go there with someone I didn't have an attraction to so I get that bit, but he's surely staying in this for exposure...and I don't mean Kesia's crack exposure 😖

Also re the Sunday night programme, I'm HATING the jokey sketches where the contestants are doing scripted clips. I preferred it when the contestants were discussed rather than being part of the discussion. It removes the distance that I feel is needed somehow. i.e they are in on the joke and potentially play up to up.

On that point, do any of you know when this was all filmed? i.e. was the series done and dusted before starting to air, or is it continuing now (eg a few weeks ahead of what we are seeing, where there is much more chance of them reacting to outside influence or being seen by the public?

I was uncomfortable with Kesia and her attempted seduction. If it had be a man doing this and trying to get a woman to get naked and sexy, there would be (rightly) an outrage.

Tying her wish to get naked to 'yes' week was wrong but I think she trod a very fine line last night. She wasn't in KwaMeMe's personal space. She was writhing against the cooker.
It did make me wonder how they film it. Are there cameras all round the flat? Or is there a cameraman trying to get the best position for filming Kasia lapdancing the cooking appliances?

I find Kesia very difficult to watch, even if he found her attractive I imagine that's enough to put anyone off, she is not showing herself in a nice light and WTF was that outfit?! Trouble is that he is lying, he doesn't want to get to know her, he just doesn't want to have sex with her. They are a bad combination.

Kesia was acting so desperate for sex it was a bit cringey and you could tell Kwame was uncomfortable. He needs to be honest with her thought that he’s not attracted to her and never will be and stop pretending he’s just taking things slow. Hopefully Kesia will get the message soon though.

@Adelais I really think Kwame is going to have to spell it out because so far she is not getting the picture. It's very cringey to watch. I wonder what her son thinks of her acting so desperate on telly

Kwame doesn't come across as particularly genuine but all he's really said is that although Kasia isn't his usual type, he wants to give things a go but that won't include sex until he is sure they've got potential I.e. his attraction has grown. I think his actions are actually fair enough. He's not dismissing the relationship out of hand because it's not instant physical chemistry, but isn't wanting to let it turn sexual and then back pedal. Whatever his motivation is (publicity?) that's fairly decent.

Hello! I've just binge watched all episodes including the leave/stay session. Whew!! Some vile people on there, Whitney being possibly the most vile person I've ever seen on any MAFS series, or anywhere really ugghhh

I know that Kesia had a child when she was very young, but I get the impression he doesn't live with her? She never mentions him like the other parents mention their children. I don't think he was at the wedding - although can't be sure.

Thomas is one of those awful people who think they can behave however the hell they like but it's OK "because that's just me and at least I own it".

Well yes lovely, but other people eventually get tired of it and fuck off.

I doubt I've ever cringed as hard at anything on TV as Ritchie going in for the big snog lying on top of Lara on the football pitch. EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeek, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I really like PJ and thought he was brilliant at karaoke. I like Duka too.

Mebbe I've got a thing for male strippers .

Lionel and take me out? Leave it out.

I finally know what Whitney’s problem is. She ordered Zeus.

Why did Pjay have to say what he did but Apollo didn’t?

Apollo’s tears? Were they actually wet or just puffs of air?

I found him a bit disingenuous. And he turned round her upset to make it all about him faster than the speed of thongs dropping to the floor. Whitney has ishoos, sure. I fear one of them really is Duka.

I wasn’t wrong about Thomas.

And aye, I still know Adrian reminds me on someone - I can’t put my finger on it yet either.

He is aware of his faults.
Shame that he doesn’t stop himself before he starts. I know I’m an arse isn’t the same as I’m sorry I was an arse.

Creepy Dod is such a lettuce. However, April knows he is afraid of heights and takes him on a ‘fun’ thing abseiling just because she is ‘super adventurous/super fun/super exciting’. Not cool. I love abseiling once I get rid of my involuntary disco leg but to make him do that is a rotten thing to do. It just makes her a super bastard.

I reckon Jess is a big fish in her little pond. Used to being heard, seen, noticed. She has the air of Verucca Salt/Elizabeth Bott.

She is going to get on my wallopers as well. Which is more than her clothes are managing on her…

Thomas bless him clutched for that whole Adrian mood board 🤣

I think if it was my week with Lionel, I’d be tying his hands to his side - or amputating the buggers. I don’t mind tactile. I mind handsy. That football pitch cuddle was, erm, uncomfortable.

Kasia and KwaMe? What can you say? I do think that he would be a bigger man if he just said he wasn’t feeling it. Even her morph suit protested….

I don’t put myself out there for people often. I certainly wouldn’t for someone who wasn’t throwing signs. It is desperation Jim but not as we know it.

I wish she would open her eyes.
And I really wish she’d been matched with Pjay.

Looking at next time?
No surprise that April and Thomas are coorying in neuks chatting shit about folk. Mean girl vibes. Well you say mean girl. I say pair of cahnts.

po-tayto/po-tat-o

Lol, have I fallen for a prank?

When I was a kid my DP put a sign on my door which read

“Gullible’s Kingdom”

Wish I’d read your post before commenting. 😫

But I will be your no1 Fan from now on.

😁

@Sheldon could it be Jason Donovan ?