MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

What a plonker

See you think that, but then it draws you in, and before you know it you're subscribed to Hayu to binge the series that aren't on C4 and you follow Chef Ben on Instagram or so I've heard

Honestly though, the drama is strong in that one.

f'kin love below deck (all variants!).

Anyway....lionel...were you expecting a virgin?

I've spent too much time googling "where are they now Season 1"

I’ve realised who Jess reminds me of…

Below Deck Down Under tbo. Superb 😂

That’s convenient April…

Now that's below deck 😂

Omg dominatrix

Ritchie is such a creep. She's been married twice! And has kids. Of course she has had sex and knows what makes her fanny sing like the fat lady.

And so fake too

Is it a fancy dress dinner tonight?

Oh, Kasia ...

Case of malingeritis there April.

Could backfire on her if they all figure it out.

WTF is Kasia wearing?

Thomas is so highly strung tonight

tonight???

Thomas is always in a full fight mode all of the bloody time

So what was she saying yesterday? I am yet to watch that episode.

Can I just say I would totally marry George. (If I wasn't already married) Anyone else?!

How is Jess not flashing everyone all of the time? Her boobs look like they are going to fall out of all of her tops all of the time.

I think it’s more that she’s been stirring the point, at least that’s what the previews suggested to me. I’ve prob got it all wrong.

Zoe's teeth are blinding me

George looks too pained for me, there's something uncomfortable in him, he's not very relaxed

You’re very welcome to him.
😂

He just looks like he is trying to pass a kidney stone whilst trying not to shart his pants.