MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

Thanks for all the kind posts about loss

As for Duka, we don't see his personality when he's with the men either. I thought he was genuine in the beginning and that Whitney was just responding negatively to everything but three times he's said he doesn't have a problem getting women (at the stag, at the dinner party and to Whitney) which either screams lack of commitment to the process (Whitney is one woman amongst many) or deep-seated insecurity (because if you're confident you can 'get women' you don't need to announce it every time you speak). Neither of which makes him a good fit for Whitney.

Can I just say, why the fuck do they choose these people with issues/ huge ego/ in Whiney's case an aversion to marrying a stranger for a fucking marrying a stranger show?! 😒 There are many, many applicants I believe. It's just shitty.

@Puffalicious exactly! I was screaming that at the TV when she was coming down the aisle with the attitude of a hormonal teenager.
And when she didn't want to say the vows...erm hello do you know what show you signed up for?! Absolutely ridiculous 🙄

Exactly. As soon as he tries to do anything, she shuts him down. How can we see anything if he doesn't actually get a chance to show it?

Even at the dinner party when he was doing his speech, she was rolling her eyes and then slagged him off to April.

Ah, Man. I loved Hamble. Humpty Dumpty always looked a bit of a wrong 'un to me, though. Like a slightly pissed dodgy uncle at a party.

I've completely missed the point there, but I've nowt else to add really. Other than to say that I hope the non genuine and borderline abusive contestants get booted oot sharpish.

I see there's a Christmas special this year. Was there one last year?

I’m watching the UK series with my 15yr old it’s great laughing and analysing the characters.
Is anyone watching the NZ version on 4oD not sure when it was showed on TV as only just seen it on catchup.

I suspect Duka is it in for the fame and probably has said some ropey things off-camera. This still doesn't excuse her behaviour at the wedding.

Who do we all think are involved in the affair with we've been promised?
Oh who would you really like to be?!

I'd love PJay and Kasia to try as a couple😄 There's no way he'd leave her to get her own drink and then try to shame her for drinking beer.
I absolutely love that Kasia can see through all KwaMeMe's rubbish and would like her to have a rerun with someone decent. I'd also cackle to see KwaMeMe's face when he watches the clip where he's the smallest man on the couch and Kasia ends up with a bigger man in every way 😄

I reckon it will be those 2, and agree it would be satisfying all round.
I'm wondering though about Jess & Duka? Could that work out?
OR I'd kind of like to see something happen between George and Lara, that could be very juicy

Exactly. Regardless of how awful Duka may or may not be she was rolling her eyes walking down the aisle. It's awful to shout racist but at that point what else did she have to go on? Maybe she was hoping for a PJay. Can any remember her wish list?

I'd kind of like to see something happen between George and Lara,

Ritchie's best mate and his woman?! Bloody hell, he'd be a blubbering wreck 😂

I've simply no idea why this lot have been unlucky in love in the past

Built like a brick house. Massive thighs. Beard but no patches. Can’t remember what else!

Oh yes! Beard but no patches 😂 imagine your perfect man in every way but has no natural ability to grow a full beard so he joins the reject pile 🙄🙄 now I'm rolling my eyes.

I think it will be whitney and kwame!

Duka saying off camera how many women he’s going to get in his DMs is very telling. He’s not there for the right reasons and I think he’s probably said even more off camera. It’s driven Whitney mental, and I think what we’re seeing is just her very frustrated.
The experts telling her to persevere is pointless with a man there just to raise his profile. He didn’t deny it when she raised this with him either.

I am hoping it is Kasia and PJay
Both seem full of life , looking for love and a good time
If that can lead to love then I would say they both seem ready

Jess and KwaME both seem to think they are the prize .. 100% they are not

George is too soppy for Lara. He seems quite childlike and wet. I have hope for Lionel yet, he took her feedback very well indeed.

Kasia deserves another spin of the wheel. I think its unfair and pointless matching people against one of them's strong type, especially when it's something like height or build that you can't change. If the other person is tactless, like bloody Kwame or Mog or that Sam from MAFSA then you're probably left feeling shit about yourself. If it's such a deal breaker for someone and they can't see past a physical preference then have someone else on the programme.

What came first the chicken or the egg...

Whitney made it clear she wasn't interested the moment she met him. So did he come on for fame or is he coming out with these things in response to her. We will never know!

Jess saying to Paulixpert that he is making her come across like a bitch?

Oh I think she is managing that fine by herself. She’d have been all over him like pox if he’d have been a dentist.

This thing with too much fillers in lips is that they do the lip wank all the time with their tongues.

KwaMe and Kasia? No surprise.
Whitney called it. Fecking bullshit is about it.He thinks he is a big man.

He ain’t.

He was sat on the sofa like a real life elf on the shelf.

So bored with hot tubs and intensity and April and Dod. I find him to be a bit creepy.

Lara and Lionel? He is 14 year old handsy. But she keeps touching at him too. She has allowed him to think it all is tickety boo. She is aware but she should have piped up before now. At least he realises that he needs to look at things differently.
But so does she.
Didn’t near the lulu staaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Thomas and Ade?The body language was a bit off. It didn’t quite match what was coming out through their chops.

Whit can say what she likes but she didn’t appear to like him from the get go. Her issues are not stemming from Duka.

Do I think Duka has said stuff?
I do. Reactions to actions.

Thomas and Ade.
Captain Curtains was right.
Thomas wanted to gob off and be the centre of attention.

And none of it was helped by Ms Stunt’s battling bosom.

No hoiking of drawers or bosoms required due to threat of spillage.
Not in that frochhhh.

Nice to see the Zoe/Jenna and Chanita and Jordon doing grand.

What is a lip wank??

I think I know what Sheldy means. Like when the tongue goes into the cheek.

Sure as hell I ain't googling 'Lip Wank'!!

It is that squeezy pushy thing they do with their lips/tongue and sometimes the tappy thing with fingers. Usually seen on those with either an upturned beak of a top lip or those with the over filled and pursed look of the non meowing end of a cat.

It is kind of like the unconscious veg shuffle men look as though they are doing when they rumble around in their pocket change.

It is hard to explain and perhaps I should have used my words better. In fact I know I should. Sorry.

That's a good explanation Sheldy my dear. To he fair, it just goes to show how weird the whole duck lip filler face thing is to us normal folk that it takes some bloody explaining. Their dials simply don't work in the same way that ours do.

<tucks double chins into jumper, boobs into waistband and waddles off>