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MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/09/2022 10:47

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/09/2022 12:35

I think I speak enough mince to you rainbow that you kind of get what I’m trying to say - even if it comes out all wrong! x

In my defence I’ve been up a good while and need a sleepy. Goodnight all 😵‍💫🥴😴

<tucks bosom under armpits, and arranges chins to stop me snoring and scaring the dog>

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anchoviescapers · 12/09/2022 15:53

PoseyFlump · 11/09/2022 18:41

I'd kind of like to see something happen between George and Lara,

Ritchie's best mate and his woman?! Bloody hell, he'd be a blubbering wreck 😂

Exactly the point... god i am so cruel 😂

ihatethecold · 12/09/2022 17:19

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/09/2022 12:12

It is that squeezy pushy thing they do with their lips/tongue and sometimes the tappy thing with fingers. Usually seen on those with either an upturned beak of a top lip or those with the over filled and pursed look of the non meowing end of a cat.

It is kind of like the unconscious veg shuffle men look as though they are doing when they rumble around in their pocket change.

It is hard to explain and perhaps I should have used my words better. In fact I know I should. Sorry.

I shall watch with beady eyes tonight 😊

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 20:01

Placemarking for tonight... Grin I'm going to split-screen my laptop so I can comment live this time... 😂

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 20:02

Btw, I'm wagering £100 Mumsnet quid that Lara & Lionel are loved up by the end...

dapsnotplimsolls · 12/09/2022 20:23

Is that like Monopoly money? :)

dapsnotplimsolls · 12/09/2022 20:24

I'm going to have to watch it live then watch the final part of The Capture afterwards. Can't resist watching MAFS live!

TitsInAbsentia · 12/09/2022 20:30

So is it two new couples tonight, one ss?

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 12/09/2022 20:47

Just popping in to warm the set up. DS has decided that now is a good time to come and discuss the Abbey Road album cover. I fear I may be some time 😁

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 20:56

It feels a bit early for new couples?

QueSyrahSyrah · 12/09/2022 21:00

Evening all 🫡

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 21:03

Omg the flats aren't as nice as the Aussie ones

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 12/09/2022 21:04

George is such a wet lettuce.

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 12/09/2022 21:05

Has Kasia been crying?

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 21:06

I think Kasia's a little bit too desperate & that's probably putting Kwame off a bit

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 12/09/2022 21:09

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 21:06

I think Kasia's a little bit too desperate & that's probably putting Kwame off a bit

i think you’re right

Sunbird24 · 12/09/2022 21:11

Have the ixperts not watched the wedding videos?

turningpurpleygreen · 12/09/2022 21:12

The apartments are basic aren't they

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 21:12

Thomas is such a diva

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 21:13

I'm not surprised he doesn't have a life partner before now

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 12/09/2022 21:13

Yes! Well done Adrian

dapsnotplimsolls · 12/09/2022 21:14

Blimey.

HappyPeach · 12/09/2022 21:14

😬first couple to hit the buffers 10mins after moving in...

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 12/09/2022 21:14

Did Thomas call him a “fucking drama queen”?

Appalonia · 12/09/2022 21:14

Ooh looks like Richie was on Take Me Out!

And according to Twitter, Duka is a stripper called Apollo.

The plot thickens...

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