MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

I swear George is a closet gay? ...anyway Whitney surely this has to be an act she is pure nasty! I don't like Jess or Lara or April.Pjay can do better than frog lips.
Honestly how were these couples matched?! But obviously that had to fuck around with the matching dot we'd have no drama,

I'm suprised Dukakis hasn't just fucked off by now i bet he's thinking he wishes he'd got chanita!!
And wtf is up with Whitney's eyebrows?! Looks like she's just drawn two tiny lines across her forehead.
Kaisa is coming across as a nympho she offered it on a plate and he didn't take it she must be humiliated. Maybe pj?
Warming to Thomas he seems to have toned it down which makes me think it was nerves?....and as for Zoe and Jenna Zoe is too nice for her! Seems she's going to be a mardy bitch over the vegan ting.

Ohhh pj dated marilise from last season.

What??

The one that was matched with Dubai guy?

a lot of very very grumpy couples cooped up together and feeling shite.

I'm a bad, bad person but would so watch this.

Ok watching episode 6 now and man 🤦🏽‍♀️
I like to hand hold but Richie ffs I'd be screaming GET OFF ME!!! Just let me breathe
And Kasia - the desperation is coming through the screen.
DGMW I love sex but she is too much. That's all she seems to be getting at.

I really don't like the way that some people keep making innuendos about sex like they've just landed on the planet and have never done it before

Her Botox is getting in the way

Ooooh!!

If April was a massive ugly munter, Thomas wouldn't be so keen to be mates

But Whit hated Duka from the get go

True. I think she would have responded that way to anyone. As you say she was eyerolling from the get go, and even before she got out of the car she seemed to have a bad attitude of "ugh okay, let's do this I guess". I still don't understand why she even applied for the show.

I feel so bad for Duka. I really think he's on the show for genuine reasons and the ixperts knew their match would be a shitshow.

So pjay dated Maralise??

I'd be happy if Jess and Whiney Whitney never said another word

Yep

And duka is a stripper as well?!

Well well well that’s interesting!
pre maralise being on MAFS?

I'm not sure George always tells the truth, more like what people want to hear

Eg George telling Richie he looked like a something from OK magazine shoot

George telling April he only told Richie about hot tub gate. Someone else overheard and spread gossip.

He literally told about 5 people !

@marmiteadict yes I noticed that. But also April said "I didn't have to tell him" but she didn't, he saw her and then confronted her the next morning.
Why do people lie?! Grinds my gears

A few are all just clearly in this for fame and I hope none of them get it.

Whitney is a cow.
George I think is actually underneath an aggressive man who will become a bully.
April is wanting to progress her wedding dress business. Not actually that pretty either, maybe she was before Botox got to her.
Jenna annoys me, you have your views totally fine, but stop forcing them on others.
Kwame wants to further his podcast. He has zero interest in this.
Jess is faker than fake.
Ritchie wants a mummy.

Feel sorry for the rest really. Got stuck with twats. Adrian and Thomas don't suit each other but neither seem like dickheads so far.

Thomas made me laugh on last night's episode, he seemed nicer than previously. There was one thing he said that made me laugh so much (can't remember now) but also he was really nice about George/April situation and felt he was trying to diffuse things.

Kwarme was awful at the dinner party, him and Whitney should get together, both awful.

Surely with the awful track record for couples who stay together, no-one actually goes on it looking for love these days. Which is why you get a bunch of fame-hungry idiots.

I also really don't get how they match, they seem to deliberately court controversy by giving people the opposite of what they say they want.

Jordan and Chanita might just make it, I don't think anyone else will last more than a month max after filming ends. If one of them is involved in the cheating scandal the papers are talking about, I might cry.

I largely eat vegan food but if I was Jenna's wife I'd turn my 3/4 times a year meat habit into a Henry VIII style diet. Making faces and snarky comments is not the way to win people round to your way of thinking. Also reindeer is delicious so Zoe really missed out there.

I don't like the way they pair people because the other person is lacking in a characteristic the other has.

Duka is warm, loyal and family orientated so let's pair him with Whitney because she has no family and is very cold and sceptical.

Of course she's going to think he's fake, in her eyes that's not what people really feel.

Megan from last year as an introvert was paired with extrovert Bob. She just found it too much. She has since said he's a great friend who brings her out of herself but you see a friend for a couple of hours at a time. 24/7 around him as a partner was just too much.

I'm loving the threads! I popped in for MAFSAUS last year but then took a hiatus.

So far I have Dod, Sid, Pete, Lionel and Whiney. Have I got them all?

Literally just came here to say this!

And I really don't get whitney. When she said that she'd like Duka if she thought he was here for the right reasons. Why would you assume that he's not? You'd at least give him a chance surely? That's kind of the point of the programme.