MAFSUK7 - ready for the dinner party? Are you fuccchhhhhhhh. No spoilers, hints or veiled threats of same please. Punishment for that is pecky kissies.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Has everyone got their knives and forks? Then we shall begin…

Just watching last night's, damn Jordan and PJay are lovely!!

I'm so intrigued about Duka- is he really some kind of rat bag behind closed doors?? He's just apologised for something. Not sure what. Maybe it's a Bob and Megan style clash. Although Megan was never nasty, she just couldn't relate to Bob beyond friendship?

Thomas needs to stop making shitty digs about Adam's looks (when talking about George). It's horrible. He's made it clear that he isn't his type. Fine. Why go on about it?

I think she knows why she came on so just assumes he's fame hungry too.

I am not a counsellor but if Whitney isn’t just projecting everything she hates about herself onto Duka, I’m a monkey’s uncle.

And I don’t want to upset any royalty fans but if regular broadcasting is replaced and MAFS becomes a montage of the Queen, I will cry.

That last part of the message aged badly.

I am very anti monarchy and would like to see the lot of them living in a council estate hence my complete surprise at my sadness at this news. I think I’m probably just thinking of my late DM and Im certainly sad for her family but i didn’t expect to shed a tear.

I would still prefer to watch MAFS tho.

I will be well pissed off if MAFSA is cancelled. I don't want to have to watch broadcasters struggle to fill the time saying the same stuff over and over again.

Well I’m afraid I won’t be mafsing. Not today. 🖤

🖤 @SheldonesqueTheBstard

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E4 is showing regular programmes.

RIP , I shall be MAFSING quietly with a wee goodnight sent across that rainbow

Jeez Lionel is deluded
(Rip queenie)

Ritchie is bored by George. He is like a deer in headlights as he doesn't actually have a clue.

Whitney "I'm used to men who just are what they are" = "I'm used to arseholes".

I hope the
Ixperts wipe the floor with Shitney

I am pretty sure that if Ritchie could sit on Lara's lap, he would.

Also, WTF is Jess wearing? That top makes her boobs look like udders.

He'd breastfeed from her if he could

Whitney needs to leave but I feel like she will stay so she's on camera more. Grrrr!

I won't be, either.

Sending love to you and yours, my love.

Sometimes, it's too close to home.

Never mind that it is so terribly, terribly sad.

Appreciate that life goes on. And God Speed to all of you. Life is So, So Precious

xxx

Whitneys snidey comments

No Jess. You don't need any help with looking like a cow.

I need the distraction, too much sadness on the other channels.

I really hope Lara is a bit more honest.

Yes I’ve had bbc on since 1230 and haven’t been able to turn away yet and so I’m going to try this

To my warrior of the bows 🌈 🦓

Blessings and love back at you and those you hold dear my flower x