MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

More I think about it the more it annoys me they set up April with George. Why would it be a good match to set up a young women never married with no kids who's ambitious and independent, with a man who has FOUR. Marriage is enough of a compromise, let alone adjusting to a stranger and putting 4 kids through this debacle as well. Why wouldn't they pick a woman at a similar stage of life as him I.e with kids of her own. It's like they pick matches that will make good tv because they can't genuinely believe some of these matches would ever work.

It is very "I am a middle aged failed rocker" for sure

Sorry the way Pjay just that about his mum made me laugh

he loves Harry Potter too!

This guy is a bit of a cutie. What's going to be wrong with him? Ooh he likes Harry Potter!

What's going to be wrong with him? Well that question was answered v quickly...

I can't wait for the job reveal.

And he gets his piece out on stage

He's sweet. And loves his Mum. And spoke well of the mother of his child.

But trusting a stripper may be hard for her?

I keep forgetting that original Harry Potter fans are all grown up now.

How long is this series on for? Think it’s my new hobby now

Just crashing into the thread to add to the Adrian lookie-likie theories. I can only see Sam Ryder.

And really should have grown out of the obsession by now

Ah you think? I like it.

I like Lara

Jess' mum seems to be the monster in law type

Jess mum scared me. I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her

I wonder what his stripper name is.

Hufflebuff?

He does look a bit like an ungroomed Niles.

PJ looks hot in his suit!

(can you tell I’m an episode behind?)

She sounds a bit like Adele ( not her singing voice, obvs!) )

😂😂😂

Her voice when he mentioned HP!!!!!

Loving Jess and PJay together. They both love Harry Potter - it's meant to be surely?

So they will go from this to her wanting to run away by the end of the episode