MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

😂😂

Same as Nikita last year. She wanted 'hench' and nothing else would suffice. How fucking shallow to base your entire relationship goals on someone being massive. It's all kinds of fucked up and the psychology behind it speaks for itsself really.

Nikita just wanted to look like a prize hanging off someone’s arm who would constantly tell her, her tits looked good. She was vile.

Yes!!!!!!!

Think I’d got as far as Mackenzie Crook crossed with Gordon Ramsay for Adrian, but some of these are much better!

I'm watching a day behind, as it's on after my bedtime 😂

Adrian is definitely like Cody! And Thomas was really fucking annoying.

Whitney - nasty. Rude. Stop drawling!

George - very needy, but I think it's because April is keeping him at arm's length. April/Sid the Sloth - don't like her. Fake, another drawler!

Chanita and Jordan - 😍 hope it lasts!

I always feel a bit bad comparing people, however I'd agree with the forehead of Gordon Ramsay and the rest of the face resembling a better looking Mackenzie Crook. Maybe he could get some character work in films when if it goes tits up with Thomas.

Mind, I don't know why I'm feeling bad. Thomas likened him to H from Steps and Claire Balding all on their "wedding' day. Not that there's owt wrong with either, but they were said in an undeniably derogative way.

At least it's taken us a few days to ponder on our musings.

I still think he looks more like Ollie London
🤣

I like Adrian’s curtains, weirdly. I think they suit him.

Is it on in 7 mins?

6...

3

I can't remember who Cody was!!

Cody & Selina - his mate made the cringe picture of them with the watermelon…

Ugh, I hate Richie’s hair

Gosh, these 2 seem well suited, at least on paper. Fingers crossed...!

Oh God, YES!! Thank you. X

Not sure she'll be impressed with him still living at home.

He's a 19-90:"s throw back

Jess is an idiot.

I think the Canadian woman might have been better with Mr4kids

She has a harry pottt-arrrr obsessive?

Wait! Her boyfriend slept with her step mum?

Those lips are repulsive

Sob story alert!

I kinda want to see her stepmum now.... and her ex.