MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

She "lost" her ring.

Suuuure.

Honestly what DID Whitney think she was applying for here? Because it feels like this 'pretending to be married' bit has all come as an awful and hugely unwelcome shock to her.

Duka is being incredibly patient and polite. If he blew now I wouldn’t blame him.

Whitney - conveniently losing her wedding ring, then says she prefers that hand to be "free". What's she even doing on this show?

She's not sane

She's like an evil cartoon villain

I did think it was more than it was.
Kissing anyone while in a relationship is wrong (unless both sides agree to it) but he said she was intimate with someone else which implied to me that she had slept with someone or had feelings for someone else and acted on them.

She probably doesn't feel like she's in a relationship yet. She's on holiday with a stranger. That said, she made a commitment to be in the experiment and should respect what that means.

Adrian isn’t into Thomas at all! He smiles and nods whilst his eyes scream ‘help’ 👀

Massive anticlimax with the ‘cheating’ George went from crying to being over it in 0.5seconds, just goes to show how interested april is in the marriage tho, snogging random girls in a hot tub whilst on honeymoon, where even was George?!

Ooh looking at the preview seems like there’s more drama incoming!

The constant narrowing of eyes (Whitney)

Honestly makes me wonder why these women signed up for this.

April should be in a hot tub with her husband not a random girl.

Whitney doesn't show the slightest interest in getting to know Duka.

Whiney is awful.

feel sorry for Duka, but hope his real self isn’t too different!

I have a feeling that Whit is someone who wants "her man" to be all rough, aggressive and intimidating in order to demonstrate to her that they aren't being "fake".

Whitney constantly prodding Duka with her deranged comments is so upsetting to watch. He has the patience of a saint!

Whitney keeps calling Duka fake, does she not get it that he is trying not to have an argument with her as she is such a drama llama. She is awful, awful, awful - poor Duka

Because it feels like this 'pretending to be married' bit has all come as an awful and hugely unwelcome shock to her

It's really grating on me how perplexed she seems by the whole thing.

Prinnny · Today 22:17
Adrian isn’t into Thomas at all! He smiles and nods whilst his eyes scream ‘help’ 👀

😂😂

oh no I’m turning over the next programme (prude)

@Rummikub plus it’s hosted by Vogue Bastard Williams…

That programme is awful! How much lower can we sink as to what we put out on TV?

😂😂

She did alright from the bit I saw

The frightening avatar was too much, along with ‘’some porn stars can self suck’’. No thank you (bring back Mary Whitehouse)

I suspect that in reality George was a bit miffed about the hot tub escapade but was instructed by the producers to give soundbites about intimacy and cheating.

Noticed that the 'safari' seemed to be the same one that the Love Island South Africa contestants went on last year. Shots of couples in jeep. Separate stock footage of African wildlife. Set up shot of couple in jeep in front of green screen with elephants on it. 😂

Do you really think that they faked it?

It'll be somewhere like Garden Route Game Lodge. All the scenery but a tiny little private reserve so the animals are where they expect them to be.

Meanwhile; someone on Twitter has compared April to Sid from Ice Age, and whilst perhaps not a particularly kind comparison, I can kind of see what they mean.

Whinny Whitney shouldn't have got out of the wedding car, she had no intention of getting to know someone.
April's attitude of it didn't count as cheating if the kiss was with a girl must be an absolute insult to gay women.

Thinking that Titney might have a point saying he's making nasty digs off camera then Mr perky on camera. He even admitted he wasn't being himself. So all her digs are her trying to force him to show his true self. Still doesn't excuse her nastiness and ridiculous behaviour mind

Well what an episode! Totally agree that Whitney should have turned the car around before the ceremony, if I was Duka I would have scarpered quicker than a nun at an orgy after the wedding, no idea how he stands the constant attitude. I mean is she acting?! She won't even try with Duka and I don't think he has a 'mask'.

Thomas and Adrian... I laughed as he desperately paddle boarded away as Thomas was screaming but by the end I quite liked where they were at, like they were at least trying to get on the same page.

Eugh I thought George was being an ass when April said she wanted some space (I imagine its crazy as hell being with one person 24/7 suddenly) BUT what the hell was she thinking playing dares in the hot tub and kissing someone else, I would have been furious if that was my new husband.

Chanita and Jordan continue to be sweet and restore my faith in love.

I don't know why these reality shows take on contestants like Whitney who are clearly still grieving the loss of a parent - and thinking marriage will be a way to fill the gap. Remember something similar in Love is Blind with Scott who'd just lost his dad and was just insecure and volatile with Natalie the entire time. Surely, the psych evals show they are not anywhere near ready to be in relationships, let alone married to strangers... Whitney needs counselling, not a husband. Though I think she has always had some odd views about relationships.

Chanita and Jordan are lovely!