MAFS UK is a coming - and probably sponsored by pommiebears

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Be still my gnarly black heart. Love fest ‘coming soon’.

Get your pouts ready for the ‘gram and your flags at the ready 🇬🇧

I forgot to apply. But no doubt that will be a relief for the Producers.

There ain’t enough satin in the world to cover this harris.

And the veil could never hide my face well enough to stop my groom doing a Julia Roberts.

Maybe next time….

Ooh, this is getting juicy! Last year's kiss between Megan and Bumface kept being referred to as an 'affair' so who knows?

Is there more or is that it now till
tomorrow

Yeah it seemed like ‘in the past’ was cut off the end there! If it is just a kiss his reaction seems very extreme, but I suspect that may be due to the fragile male pride.

Finishes at 10.15

So she was intimate with somebody else on the honeymoon?

How did she think thst would pan out?

Adrian reminds me of a cross between Gordon Ramsay and Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys

@Prinny Just a kiss maybe, but I think I'd have been fairly cross if DH had kissed someone on our honeymoon.

I did know him before the honeymoon though, which probably makes a difference.

Amazing honeymoon locations. Whitney is very whingey.

Can't wait to see how this cheating story pans out. Bizarre!

Well that's a bit of an overreaction!

Oh wow, these are on two completely different pages!

Ohhhhhhhh lol didn't expect that

'It was a dare though'

You're not on Love Island mate

George is so dramatic.

So much ado about nothing.

Well that was all very over dramatic

Why is April acting about 14 playing dates kissing another girl anyway, very bizarre behaviour. Grow up!

Who the F did she kiss?

A stranger? Crew member?

How very odd

These people are old enough to be married on tv but can't talk about sex without giggling 🙄

Snogging another woman in a hot tub for a dare. How very teenage!!

Why was she playing truth and dare with some random on her honeymoon?

Bit weird.

Friendzone!

(The gay couple)

Uh-oh, it’s Whitney again

All those outdoor dinners must be a mozzie paradise.

Whitney hasn't smiled. Once

This bint doesn't even look at Duka when she belittles him constantly.