Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

I can see Faye’s head now. Any phrenologists on here tonight?

That looks bloody lovely

Paul is the only one I like.

Fuck off Greggggg

I have dodgy sinuses - I get little bumps whenever I get a cold they look like I'm about to sprout devil horns. DS gets a single central one and looks like he's starting to turn into a unicorn. No idea why anyone would deliberately try to look like they are morphing into a mythology creature.

Ha ha Greg raving about radishes, he Followed a recipe fgs

I can only assume that yesterday saw Michel Roux Jnr and Monica eliminated for not being quite up to Gregg's standard...

Good to see you Halsall.

Not a mark on them white aprons.

I thought there was something on Paul's apron, but turns out it was just my dog's drool on the TV.

I’m imagining Paul Chuckle and Su Pollard in the same episode…

I like Chantelle

Or greasy toddlers hands

Probably because they've done nothing more than the MC equivalent of opening a Gousto box.

Praying that Paul makes gourmet egg and chips

Aubergine is another one I don't like.. Basically I live on chips 😂

Paul will do haricot blanc avec sauce tomat

Mushrooms are not a vegetable! <sits on Pedantry Sofa>

Nooo, not mushroom risotto!

🤣🤣🤣

Fuck off mushrooms and take Gregg with you

Now I love a good Parmigiana. Not loving the sound of the miso on an aubergine.

needs cheese. And bread.

More mushrooms 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

More mushroom!

More mushrooms.

Don’t like sun dried tomatoes either.

Too many bastard mushrooms in this episode.