Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Jeez Mel you don’t need to impress anyone. Do your best for you

Do you think they tryout chefs for standing in for Monica (blessed be her name) on here?

Thinking about it I'll just have a vat of ginger icecream please. I'll bring my own biscuits for dunking.

Freddy has a lot of patience

Chris Eubank basically being nursed through this entire task one-to-one.

It's quite sweet how Freddy is calling him Mr Eubank. And I do believe Mr Eubank will be leaving today.

I'm sorry, DH. I'm running away with Freddy.

God he’s lovely isn’t he? Patient, clever and sweet.

Chris is so arrogant

Haha Freddy at mr Eubanks

And takes no shit. I love him.

That fat has not been rendered at all

That lamb fat. 🤮

Vet for that lamb, please. It’s got a pulse.

FFS send Chris home.

Yeah. He is

Alas, Mel, your lamb baa-eth still.

I hadn't thought about that OhWhatFuckery but it's a really good point. I'm sure they will have analysts looking at the reactions on social media etc.

Anna Haugh is replacing Monica. I like her as a chef but she's a bit wooden presenting Saturday Kitchen.

Great work

I’ve had a very boring omelette and a slice of disaster banana bread. I want that fish and chips.

Cliff's fish sounded incredible.

Arf at John 😁

Freddy is beautiful

Narrator: 'Freddie has made Freddie's fried chicken'